Last updated on January 5th, 2024 at 10:51 am
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Nacho libre is a famous 2006 comedy movie starring Jack Black as Ignacio. The film was directed by Jared Hess and written by Jerusha Hess and Mike White. Here are some of the best nacho libre quotes to inspire you to think about love , life and self-love .
The film revolves around funny moments and gives an important message of self-love and care for people. It has compelled the audience to laugh with its witty quotes, dialogues and acting. Check out some great nacho libre quotes that give us great messages about caring for others.
Read below some funny nacho libre quotes to enjoy your day.
Nacho Libre Movie Quotes
Check out these best Nacho Libre movie quotes thatโll help you live life happily .
โIโm not listening to you. Youโre crazy.โ
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โYou can take the stallion, Iโll take the pony.โ
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โDid you not tell them they were the Lordโs chips?โ
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โThose men fight for vanity, for money, for false pride.โ
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โI thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world.โ
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โDonโt you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?โ
โEveryone is dancing at the party, but Ramses is not dancing at the party!โ
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โI get to sleep alone in my bed every night for the rest of my life. Itโs fantastic.โ
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โUnderneath the robe you find a man. Underneath the man you find his nucleus.โ
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โThey donโt think I know a butt load of crap about the Gospel. But I dooo! Okay?โ
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Funny Nacho Libre Quotes
Nacho Libre has so many funny and witty messages and dialogues. Check out some of the most humorous quotes below.
โGet that corn outta my face!โ
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โMy favourite colour is light tan. My favourite animal is poopies.โ
โIt wasโฆ stinky. But these are my recreation clothes. (Tightens butt)โ
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โDo you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse?โ
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โIn order for you to become empowered by the eagle, you must climb that cliff, find the egg, crack open one of them, and then eat the yolk.โ
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โChancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room.โ
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โThis man lived a good life. He had a wonderful woman, a lush garden,โฆand a collection of Russian nesting dolls. May he rest in peace.โ
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โI am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.โ
โI saw a bum here, there were two bums actually. And I said to myself, โLetโs talk to these guys about the Gospel.โ
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โSo anyways, letโs get down to the nitty gritty.โ
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Love Nacho Libre Quotes
The movie teaches us many things about self-love and relationships . Check these amazing nacho libre quotes about love.
โHave you ever had feelings for a nun?โ
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โYou gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said is MY favourite thing to do, every day!โ
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โHey! Canโt you see this womanโs a nun? And if you have a problem with that, then you can just fight me.โ
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โSome people say wrestlers make bad lovers, that they save themselves for the ring. Love you.โ
โWhen the fantasy has ended, and all the children are gone. Something good inside of me, helps me to carry on. I ate some bugs, I ate some grass. I used my hand to wipe my tears. To kiss your mouth, Iโd break my vow.โ
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โWould you like to join me in my quarters this eveningโฆ for some toast.โ
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More Nacho Libre Quotes
If you loved reading the above nacho libre quotes, check out more of these amazing quotes.
โBe grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious.โ
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โWrestling is ungodly, Ignacio. People cheer for himโฆ and he is a false idol.โ
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โI know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face; or a punch to the face; but you cannot do it because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.โ
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โTake it easy.โ
โIf you fight for something noble, or for someone who needs your help, only then will God bless you in battle.โ
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โIโm a little concerned right now. About your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?โ
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โMe? No. Come on. Donโt be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the free creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good!โ
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โI get to wake up every morning at 5am and make some soup! Itโs the best. I love it. I get to lay in bed, all by myself, all of my life! Thatโs fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books.โ
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โOh, you messed with the wrong guy this time!โ
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โIt sucks to be me right now!โ
โPrecious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior ?โ
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โI donโt want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!โ
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โIโm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. Thatโs probably why we never win.โ
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โI donโt believe in God, I believe in science.โ
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Nacho Libre is a funny and exciting comedy based movie. It teaches us that standing up for your dream is always the right thing to do.
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