40 Funny Nacho Libre Quotes About Love & More
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Nacho libre is a famous 2006 comedy movie starring Jack Black as Ignacio. The film was directed by Jared Hess and written by Jerusha Hess and Mike White. Here are some of the best nacho libre quotes to inspire you to think about
love, life and self-love.
The film revolves around
funny moments and gives an important message of self-love and care for people. It has compelled the audience to laugh with its witty quotes, dialogues and acting. Check out some great nacho libre quotes that give us great messages about caring for others.
Read below some funny nacho libre quotes to enjoy your day.
Nacho Libre Movie Quotes
Check out these best Nacho Libre movie quotes that’ll help you live life
“I’m not listening to you. You’re crazy.” NACHO LIBRE
“You can take the stallion, I’ll take the pony.” NACHO LIBRE
“Did you not tell them they were the Lord’s chips?” NACHO LIBRE
“Those men fight for vanity, for money, for false pride.” NACHO LIBRE
“I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world.” NACHO LIBRE
“Don’t you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?”
“Everyone is dancing at the party, but Ramses is not dancing at the party!” NACHO LIBRE
“I get to sleep alone in my bed every night for the rest of my life. It’s fantastic.” NACHO LIBRE
“Underneath the robe you find a man. Underneath the man you find his nucleus.” NACHO LIBRE
“They don’t think I know a butt load of crap about the Gospel. But I dooo! Okay?” NACHO LIBRE Funny Nacho Libre Quotes
Nacho Libre has so many funny and witty messages and dialogues. Check out some of the most humorous quotes below.
“Get that corn outta my face!” NACHO LIBRE
“My favourite colour is light tan. My favourite animal is poopies.”
“It was… stinky. But these are my recreation clothes. (Tightens butt)” NACHO LIBRE
“Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse?” NACHO LIBRE
“In order for you to become empowered by the eagle, you must climb that cliff, find the egg, crack open one of them, and then eat the yolk.” NACHO LIBRE
“Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room.” NACHO LIBRE
“This man lived a good life. He had a wonderful woman, a lush garden,…and a collection of Russian nesting dolls. May he rest in peace.” NACHO LIBRE
“I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.”
“I saw a bum here, there were two bums actually. And I said to myself, “Let’s talk to these guys about the Gospel.” NACHO LIBRE
“So anyways, let’s get down to the nitty gritty.” NACHO LIBRE Love Nacho Libre Quotes
The movie teaches us many things about self-love and
relationships. Check these amazing nacho libre quotes about love.
“Have you ever had feelings for a nun?” NACHO LIBRE
You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said is MY favourite thing to do, every day!” NACHO LIBRE
“Hey! Can’t you see this woman’s a nun? And if you have a problem with that, then you can just fight me.” NACHO LIBRE
“Some people say wrestlers make bad lovers, that they save themselves for the ring. Love you.”
“When the fantasy has ended, and all the children are gone. Something good inside of me, helps me to carry on. I ate some bugs, I ate some grass. I used my hand to wipe my tears. To kiss your mouth, I’d break my vow.” NACHO LIBRE
“Would you like to join me in my quarters this evening… for some toast.” NACHO LIBRE More Nacho Libre Quotes
If you loved reading the above nacho libre quotes, check out more of these amazing quotes.
“Be grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious.” NACHO LIBRE
“Wrestling is ungodly, Ignacio. People cheer for him… and he is a false idol.” NACHO LIBRE
“I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face; or a punch to the face; but you cannot do it because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.” NACHO LIBRE
“Take it easy.”
“If you fight for something noble, or for someone who needs your help, only then will God bless you in battle.” NACHO LIBRE
“I’m a little concerned right now. About your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?” NACHO LIBRE
“Me? No. Come on. Don’t be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the free creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good!” NACHO LIBRE
“I get to wake up every morning at 5am and make some soup! It’s the best. I love it. I get to lay in bed, all by myself, all of my life! That’s fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books.” NACHO LIBRE
“Oh, you messed with the wrong guy this time!” NACHO LIBRE
“It sucks to be me right now!”
“Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?” NACHO LIBRE
“I don’t want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!” NACHO LIBRE
“I’m not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That’s probably why we never win.” NACHO LIBRE
“I don’t believe in God, I believe in science.” NACHO LIBRE
Nacho Libre is a funny and exciting comedy based movie. It teaches us that standing up for your
dream is always the right thing to do.
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