40 Inspirational & Funny Joe Dirt Quotes
Last updated on January 5th, 2024 at 10:50 am
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The American comedy film ‘Joe Dirt’ was released in 2001. David Spade played the character of Joe Dirt in the movie. The character seems to be a failure at the start but end up on the bright side. That is what life is! Everyone comprises of good and bad.
While getting punched by life again & again, Joe did not quit fighting back. He is a good friend and a good guy as well. The storyline revolves around his search for his parents. During this, he made many friends, and they also respected him.
His story is inspiring in some way. Generalizing the idea of focusing on the positive side, Joe Dirt teaches us not to give up. Life is sure to give you a hard time, but you got to fight back. So, here are some Joe Dirt quotes to inspire you.
Funny Joe Dirt Quotes
Well, what is the point of not including funny quotes from a comedy movie! Here are some Joe Dirt funny quotes. Read and share these to chuckle together with your friends and family.
“My name is Joe Dirt, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.”
JOE DIRT
“Buffalo Bob’s kind of a weird name, but people say Joe Dirt’s a weird name and how cool am I?”
JOE DIRT
“I got the poo on me!”
JOE DIRT
“No, afraid not. That just a big ol’ frozen chunk of poopy.”
METEOR BERT
“Ma’am, you should never drink the bong water.”
JOE DIRT
“What’s the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?”
ZANDER KELLY
“There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I’m number one. Rule number two, the croc’s number two.”
JOE DIRT
“You’re talking to me all wrong… It’s the wrong tone. You do it again and I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? Boom. Get her to sew that!”
CLEM
“So, what you’re telling me, is that you’re so ingrained with White Trash, that your facial hair just grows in all white trashy like that?”
ZANDER KELLY
“Well, I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showing’ and it was grossing’ everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don’t mean to get all scientific with you…”
JOE DIRT
“I like getting hit with hot dogs, it don’t bother me none!”
JOE DIRT
“Hey! If you want to impress me, get a mullet hairstyle.”
JOE DIRT
Joe Dirt Inspirational Quotes
Joe Dirt’s story is inspiring in so many ways. Losing his family & job, the way Joe Dirt didn’t lose hope. He always looked at the positive and bright side. Here are Joe Dirt quotes to inspire you.
“You gotta keep on keepin’ on. Life’s a garden: dig it. You gotta make it work for you.”
JOE DIRT
“Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?”
JOE DIRT
“All’s I got to do is keep bein’ a good person. No matter what, good things’ll come my way. Everything’s gonna happen for me, just so long as I never have ‘No’ in my heart.”
JOE DIRT
“Home is where you make it!”
OLD MAN
“Life is too short to waste doing nothing, make everyday count because we all don’t know when we will leave this world. Cherish every moment you have with loved ones and never regret anything in life, because everything happens for a reason. Look at every day and smile that God has kept you alive, cause there’s nothing sweeter than life.”
JOE DIRT
“Things get the darkest before dawn.”
JOE DIRT
“You can’t have ‘no’ in your heart. ‘No’ is not an option, brother.”
JOE DIRT
“Hey! How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does the sun set? How exactly does a posi-trac rear-end on a Plymouth work? It just does.”
JOE’S DAD
Joe Dirt Movie Quotes
Here is a list of some amazing Joe Dirt quotes from the movie. You are going to enjoy and love these.
“I’m a rocker through and through. Here’s a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Leppard.”
JOE DIRT
“If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”
JOE DIRT
“Well say it, don’t spray it brother, Dang!”
JOE DIRT
“You see that moon? You don’t know how many nights I spent alone staring at that moon wondering if, at that exact moment, my mom or my dad was looking at the same moon. And for that brief second, we were together again, kind of, you know?”
JOE DIRT
“Now, this ain’t no flapjack. I’ll go real easy. I won’t look.”
JOE DIRT
“If my calculations are correct, this will create ice… oh no, killer mustard gas!”
JOE DIRT
“And at that moment I thought I might just lie there and never get up. I would just sit there and rot there, but then I looked up and saw the moon and got this weird feeling that Brandi was looking up at that same moon.”
JOE DIRT
“You want me to put my ear to the ground and listen for hoofbeats, check for footprints, look for broken twigs? This is the modern era. That stuff doesn’t work anymore.”
KICKING WING
“You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing.”
JOE DIRT
“You’re gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?”
JOE DIRT
“Why did you do that to me? I was only eight years old – I was just a little kid. Do you have any idea what it’s like to be a kid and have nobody around to talk to? No one that cares if you’re alive or dead? Every day you just think you’re worthless and there’s a void in your life?”
JOE DIRT
“I’m not talking about a posi-trac; I’m talking about me. How long did you look for me before you gave up? How lone were you riding in that car before you realized I wasn’t in it? Exactly how long?”
JOE DIRT
“But I’m pickin’ it up this afternoon. I might need a pretty little lady to sit in the front seat while I break her in. The car I mean. So what do you say?”
JOE DIRT
“People like that security guard. They don’t really mean what they say. They just got their own issues and what not. All’s I got to do is keep bein’ a good person. No matter what, good things’ll come my way. Everything’s gonna happen for me, just so long as I never have no in my heart.”
JOE DIRT
Joe Dirt is one of the most amazing movies. We hope you enjoyed reading these Joe Dirt quotes. Let us look on the brighter side, and keep reminding ourselves that ‘Life’s a garden, dig it.’
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Naveen Kumar
Naveen Kumar is a writer and has a thing for collecting quotes and sharing them with people. Naveen is a space enthusiast. When he is not spreading good vibes or motivating people through quotes, you can find him sipping coffee while reading classic literature or on a long road drive.
