40 Witty Quotes On Love, Life & Friendship With A Pinch Of Humor

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Have you ever laughed at a joke that was both funny and enlightening? If so, you certainly know that such jokes are never easy to forget because of the content of their message. This kind of humor could be what you need to loosen up a conversation or pass a point across without being too serious or stone-faced. Witty quotes on love, life, and friendship are great for spicing up a serious conversation around these topics.
For example, we all know at least one friend, colleague, or family member who needs a wake-up call regarding a certain aspect of life. However, the biggest challenge with trying to help such a person is telling them the truth without hurting their feelings. In that case, humor comes in handy as a bridge between the sender of the message and the intended target by creating a โhumorousโ cushion in between. So if youโre looking for such a message to convey to your friend, colleague, or family, these 40 witty quotes on love, life, and friendship will give you plenty of options to choose from.
Witty Quotes About Life
โIf you tell the truth, you donโt have to remember anything.โ
Mark Twain, MARK TWAINโS NOTEBOOK
โAnd in the end, itโs not the years in your life that count. Itโs the life in your years.โ
Abraham Lincoln
โEvery day I understand the phrase, โIโm getting too old for this crap,โ on a deeper level.โ
Anonymous
โThe problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.โ
Josh Lanyon
โNever miss a good chance to shut up.โ
Will Rogers
โChoose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.โ
Confucius
โLife is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.โ
Confucius
โMany people have a good aim in life, but for some reason they never pull the trigger.โ
โDonโt be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment.โ
Ralph Waldo Emerson
โYou will never find time for anything. You must make it.โ
Charles Buxton
โI not only use all the brains I have, but all that I can borrow.โ
Woodrow Wilson
โIโll go anywhere as long as itโs forward.โ
David Livingstone
โItโs true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?โ
Ronald Reagan
โLife can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward.โ
Soren Kierkegaard
โOne of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.โ
Rita Mae Brown
โArguing with a fool proves there are two.โ
โLife is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you are drunk!โ
Anonymous
Witty Love Quotes
โIf you love someone, let them go. If they come back with coffee it was meant to be.โ
Anonymous
โI love you with all my belly. I would say heart but my belly is bigger.โ
Anonymous
โLove is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.โ
John Jolly
โYou know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your common sense leaving your body.โ
Anonymous
โLove is like an hourglass with the heart filling as the brain empties.โ
Jules Renard, Quotes and Passages from the Heart
โLove is like a rhino, short sighted but always willing to find a way.โ
Anonymous
โHonesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake it, youโre in.โ
โBetween lovers, a little confession is a dangerous thing.โ
Helen Rowland
โPeople should fall in love with their eyes closed.โ
Andy Warhol
โGravity is not responsible for people falling in love.โ
Albert Einstein
โAs a man in a relationship, you have a choice; you can be right or you can be happy.โ
Ralphie May
Witty Friendship Quotes
โA true friend overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!โ
Doug Larson
โA true friend is someone who is there for you when heโd rather be anywhere else.โ
Len Wein
โFriends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait to hear the answer.โ
Unknown
โI wish people came with a 30 second trailer so I can see what Iโm getting myself into.โ
โThe only way to have a friend is to be one.โ
Ralph Waldo Emerson
โOur phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.โ
Anonymous
โWeโve been friends for so long I cannot remember which one is the bad influence.โ
ANONYMOUS
โGood friends donโt let their friends do stupid things alone.โ
Anonymous
โFriends come and go like waves in the ocean but true ones stay like an octopus in your face.โ
Anonymous
โThe most beautiful thing true friends discover is that they go separately without growing apart.โ
Elizabeth Foley
โA friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.โ
Anonymous
โWeโll be friends forever because you already know too much.โ
Still on wit and humor, Turtle Quote has a vast collection of funny quotes; youโll never run out of options. For example, check out these 100 best funny and sarcastic quotes on life, friendship, motivation, and work to keep your sense of humor alive. Alternatively, youโll also love reading these wittiest Clint Eastwood quotes!