40 Witty Quotes On Love, Life & Friendship With A Pinch Of Humor

40 Witty Quotes On Love, Life & Friendship With A Pinch Of Humor

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Have you ever laughed at a joke that was both funny and enlightening? If so, you certainly know that such jokes are never easy to forget because of the content of their message. This kind of humor could be what you need to loosen up a conversation or pass a point across without being too serious or stone-faced. Witty quotes on love, life, and friendship are great for spicing up a serious conversation around these topics.

For example, we all know at least one friend, colleague, or family member who needs a wake-up call regarding a certain aspect of life. However, the biggest challenge with trying to help such a person is telling them the truth without hurting their feelings. In that case, humor comes in handy as a bridge between the sender of the message and the intended target by creating a ‘humorous’ cushion in between. So if you’re looking for such a message to convey to your friend, colleague, or family, these 40 witty quotes on love, life, and friendship will give you plenty of options to choose from.

Witty Quotes About Life

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”

Mark Twain, MARK TWAIN’S NOTEBOOK

“And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”

Abraham Lincoln

“Every day I understand the phrase, “I’m getting too old for this crap,” on a deeper level.”

Anonymous

“The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.”

Josh Lanyon

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”

Will Rogers

“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”

Confucius

“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.”

Confucius

“Many people have a good aim in life, but for some reason they never pull the trigger.”

“Don’t be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment.”

Ralph Waldo Emerson

“You will never find time for anything. You must make it.”

Charles Buxton

“I not only use all the brains I have, but all that I can borrow.”

Woodrow Wilson

“I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s forward.”

David Livingstone

“It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?”

Ronald Reagan

“Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward.”

Soren Kierkegaard

“One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.”

Rita Mae Brown

“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”

“Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you are drunk!

Anonymous

Witty Love Quotes

“If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with coffee it was meant to be.”

Anonymous

“I love you with all my belly. I would say heart but my belly is bigger.”

Anonymous

“Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.”

John Jolly

“You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your common sense leaving your body.”

Anonymous

“Love is like an hourglass with the heart filling as the brain empties.”

Jules Renard, Quotes and Passages from the Heart

“Love is like a rhino, short sighted but always willing to find a way.”

Anonymous

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake it, you’re in.”

“Between lovers, a little confession is a dangerous thing.”

Helen Rowland

“People should fall in love with their eyes closed.”

Andy Warhol

“Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.”

Albert Einstein

“As a man in a relationship, you have a choice; you can be right or you can be happy.”

Ralphie May

Witty Friendship Quotes

“A true friend overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!”

Doug Larson

“A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.”

Len Wein

“Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait to hear the answer.”

Unknown

“I wish people came with a 30 second trailer so I can see what I’m getting myself into.”

“The only way to have a friend is to be one.”

Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.”

Anonymous

We’ve been friends for so long I cannot remember which one is the bad influence.

ANONYMOUS

“Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.”

Anonymous

“Friends come and go like waves in the ocean but true ones stay like an octopus in your face.”

Anonymous

“The most beautiful thing true friends discover is that they go separately without growing apart.”

Elizabeth Foley

“A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.”

Anonymous

“We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.”


Still on wit and humor, Turtle Quote has a vast collection of funny quotes; you’ll never run out of options. For example, check out these 100 best funny and sarcastic quotes on life, friendship, motivation, and work to keep your sense of humor alive. Alternatively, you’ll also love reading these wittiest Clint Eastwood quotes!

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