40 Coffee Quotes For All Coffee Lovers
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Coffee is known to be one of the oldest and most loved drinks globally, with a history dating back to 800 A.D. This famous drink contains caffeine, a natural stimulant that stimulates brain function, explaining why caffeine is the world’s most widely consumed psychoactive drug. And, coffee lovers worldwide are always fond of coffee quotes to express their undying love for this popular drink. This brings us to the whole purpose of this article.
Turtle Quote joins millions of coffee lovers worldwide in expressing their love for coffee. We have collected some of the best quotes about coffee to kick-start your day, alongside coffee, of course! So whether you need quotes about black coffee, or something motivational but coffee-related, we’ve got this and so much for you. So buckle up and enjoy these handpicked coffee quotes from Turtle Quote!
Funny Coffee Quotes
There are so many conversations that take place with a cup of coffee, sometimes funny, sometimes insightful and sometimes just random ones. Let us go through some of these funny quotes which you can use next time while having a coffee conversation with someone!
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”
Lewis Black
“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”
Earl Wilson
“If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”
David Letterman
“I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.”
SANDA BULLOCK
“Life’s too short for bad coffee.”
Gord Downie
“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.”
Clark Gable
“I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”
Louisa May Alcott
“I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.”
Carly Simon
“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.”
David Lynch
“You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.”
Anonymous
Morning Coffee Quotes
For coffee lovers, their morning time is incomplete without a great cup of coffee. Let us read these quotes while sipping the hot morning coffee!
“Today isn’t happening without coffee.”
Anonymous
“Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of a goat.”
JS batch
“Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.”
nenea hoffman
“You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.”
Adam Gopnik
“I love my Saturday coffee the way I used to love Saturday morning cartoons.”
nenea hoffman
“Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.”
justina chen headley
“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.”
Marcia Carrington
“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”
sir james mackintosh
“When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee.
emo phillips
“I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.”
terri guillemets
Black Coffee Quotes
Fitness enthusiasts and even some coffee lovers prefer black coffee which keeps them active throughout the day. Let’s read these quotes to know more!
“Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard.”
Anne Spencer
“My workday begins around 11 A.M., with a cup of black coffee in each hand. If I had more hands, there would be more coffee.”
aaron levie
“I’m a traditionalist, so for me, black coffee is cool.”
graham elliot
“Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.”
jilly cooper
“I got a spit of black coffee, oh how good it tastes. I said a dime is all it costs in the States. For a cup of black coffee, how good it tastes”
ike turner
“Staring at the walls, think I know what I see. Anger and coffee, feeling mean. Drinking black coffee, black coffee, drinking black coffee, staring at the wall.”
ike turner
“I like my coffee black, my beer from Germany, wine from Burgundy, the darker, the better.”
barbara crooker
“For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee.”
ALANIS MORISSETTE
“What do you want?… Just Coffee. Black – like my soul.”
Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
“Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.”
ANONYMOUS
Inspirational Coffee Quotes
A cup of coffee can generate great inspirational thoughts in you, bring up new ideas and so much more. Let’s read these inspirational quotes to know better!
“Never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee.”
Ursula Vernon
“A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.”
ANONYMOUS
“Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.”
anonymous
“It’s when you look over the top of your coffee cup, that you can smile at life.”
ANTHONY T. HINCKS
“I do not question anyone anymore. I drink coffee and I live.”
Tahar Ben Jelloun
“I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.”
Abigail Reynolds
“Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.”
Jonathan Swift
“A little coffee. A little sunlight. Your troubles will get smaller.”
richard webber
“Sometimes success is simply being able to drink an entire cup of coffee while it’s still hot.”
Tanya Masse
“Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes.”
Ankita Singha
We hope we’ve made your day with these coffee quotes or came as close as actual coffee would. What’s your favorite quote about coffee? Feel free to share with other coffee lovers in the comment section below! And if you still need something to cheer you up and make your day even better, check out these 40 witty quotes on love, life and friendship with a pinch of humor.
