100 Best Sex Quotes To Get You In The Mood

100 Best Sex Quotes To Get You In The Mood

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It’s always possible to define different types of pleasures, but when it comes to sex, no words can truly express how it feels. Sex offers one of the most inexplainable pleasures you’ll ever find anywhere in the world. But for the human body and mind to crave sex, there needs to be a stimulus. This is where these sex quotes come in handy for some.

We’ve all heard of or practised different ways to set the right ambience for sex. For some people, sending naughty text messages to their sexual partners is what turns them on. On the other hand, some prefer reading sex quotes for tuning their mind and preparing for the magical moments under the sheets. For this reason, we’ve compiled some of the best sex quotes to get you in the mood.

Best Sex Quotes

“Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m using my hand but I’m thinking of you.”

Joe King

“A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.”

Alessandra Torre

“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”

Woody Allen

“Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long. Good things come to those who wait.”

Jess C. Scott

“Sex is an emotion in motion.”

Mae West

“I’ll make sure you’re having a good time, and that you’re okay with everything. I just won’t be well mannered about it.”

Samantha Young

“Your face would look better between my legs.”

Ben Dover

“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”

Woody Allen

“And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.”

Kurt Vonnegut

“I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.”

“Sick and perverted always appeals to me.”

Madonna

“The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.

Leonardo da Vinci

“I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don’t ever realize you’re on the floor.”

David Levithan

“I wanna be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it.”

Imma Hog

“You are enough to drive a saint to madness or a king to his knees.”

Grace Willows

“Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?”

Anonymous

“I swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.”

Horace Cope

“When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience.”

Anonymous

“I want to undress you, vulgarize you a bit.”

Henry Miller

“When she’s had a rough day, give her a rough night.”

“Sex is more than an act of pleasure, it’s the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it.”

Thom York

“The art of seduction is knowing what she really wants and slowly giving it to her in a way that takes her breath away.”

Anonymous

“You can stay but your clothes must go.”

Anonymous

A real woman is her man’s personal porn star.

Anonymous

I have sex with you a lot in my head.

Anonymous

Moanday. Tongueday. Wetday. Thirstday. Freakday. Sexday. Suckday.

Anonymous

“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”

Anonymous

“Okay I’ll come in for one drink and maybe sex but that’s it.”

Anonymous

“I just want some sex so nasty that there will be absolutely no question that I’m going to hell.”

Anonymous

“Black Friday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.”

“Let’s makeout, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then let’s have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again.”

Anonymous

“Making you horny and making you smile are my two favorite things.”

Anonymous

“Morning sex… Proven to be more effective than coffee.”

Anonymous

“If you could read my mind, I’m pretty sure you’d either be traumatized, sexually aroused or both.”

Anonymous

“The key to a great marriage – keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.”

Anonymous

“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.”

Anonymous

“Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.”

Merilyn Monroe

“Naked cuddles are the best cuddles.”

Anonymous

“The conversation between your fingers and someone else’s skin. This is the most important discussion you can ever have.”

Anonymous

“Break her bed, not her heart.”

“Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.”

Anonymous

“Your pants, they bother me. Take them off!”

Anonymous

“Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”

Anonymous

“The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.”

Anonymous

“Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.”

Anonymous

“I want to forget my name while I’m busy moaning yours.”

Anonymous

“My tongue can do a better job of teasing you than my words can.”

Anonymous

“If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible for what happens next.”

Anonymous

“I do what the voices in my underwear tell me to do.”

Anonymous

“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”

“Hearing a man moan because of you is the sexiest sound ever.”

Anonymous

“I want to taste me on your fingers.”

Anonymous

“Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.”

Anonymous

“Spank me. It’s the only way I learn.”

Anonymous

“Today I don’t feel like doing anything, except you. I’d do you!”

Anonymous

“Yes I have a dirty mind and you’re on it.”

Anonymous

“Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.”

Charles Bukowski

“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”

Marilyn Monroe

“Everybody says “do what you love”, so the only thing I want to do in my life is to make love to you.”

Anonymous

“I’ll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.”

“You in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There’s nothing wrong with it, but it’s hard to stop thinking about.”

Anonymous

“I licked it so it’s mine.”

Anonymous

“Good sex is like a good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”

Mae West

“Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?”

Anonymous

“Life is never good unless you have good sex.”

Anonymous

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”

Oscar Wilde

“I can’t taste my lips. Could you do it for me?”

Anonymous

“Keep me humming, keep me moaning.”

Anonymous

“Don’t tell me what to do unless you’re naked.”

Anonymous

“Kissing burns 6.4 calories in a minute. Wanna workout?”

“I think I could fall madly in bed with you.”

Anonymous

“I’ll let you play with mine if you let me play with yours.”

Anonymous

“Roses are red, the grass is green. I want you in my bed, if you know what I mean.”

Anonymous

“I won’t shut up unless you put your boobs in my mouth.”

Anonymous

“I wish I could copy and paste you in my bed and have the best sex of my life.”

Anonymous

“It may be between your legs, but it belongs to me. Understand?”

Anonymous

“I just wanna be happy. And naked.”

Anonymous

“The only reason to wait a month for sex if she’s 17 years 11 months old.”

Barney Stinson

“Be gentle with me, be sweet and kind, Oh hell!! Who am I kidding? Flip me over.”

Anonymous

“The best time of day for sex is anytime because it’s sex.”

“Now spread your legs and try to tell me all about your day.”

Anonymous

“What size are your boobs? Can I check with my hands?”

Anonymous

“Sex is like money; only too much is enough.”

John Updike

“If you bite my lips or kiss my neck, I promise to rip your fucking clothes off.”

Anonymous

“Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.”

Anonymous

“Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie.”

Alec Baldwin

“Bite marks are love notes written on flesh.”

Anonymous

“You remind me of my big toe… Sooner or later I’m gonna bang you on a table.”

Anonymous

“I’ll leave some nice love bites on your neck tonight.”

Anonymous

“Real men don’t wear pink; they eat it.”

“Everything that truly makes us happy is quite simple – love, sex, and food.”

Anonymous

“I’m not a doctor but I can make you feel better.”

Anonymous

“What’s the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber.”

Anonymous

“Last night you were like a demon. You frightened me. Do it again!”

Anonymous

“I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.”

Anonymous

“Hold me tight and fuck me right.”

Anonymous

“It’s not that I’m horny all the time. It’s just that you’re always fucking sexy.”

Anonymous

“Subtract your clothes and divide your legs then we multiply.”

Anonymous

“Good night and if you dream of me, remember I like it rough.”

Anonymous

“Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right.”

Don’t let your sex life be boring; these quotes about sex should spice up your intimate moments with your partner. Whether you are looking for sex quotes for your girlfriend or general dirty sex quotes, Turtle Quote got your back.

If you enjoyed reading these quotes on sex, please feel free to check out the 50 Best Soulmate Quotes For Your Loved Ones.

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