30 Funniest Step Brothers Quotes to make you ROFL
Last updated on January 5th, 2024 at 11:49 am
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Step Brothers is a 2008 American comedy film directed by Adam McKay, produced by Judd Apatow, and written by Will Ferrell and McKay from a story by Ferrell. Step Brothers stars Ferrell and John C. Reilly as middle-aged men who are forced to live together as step brothers. The film was released on July 25, 2008, grossed $100 million worldwide and received mixed reviews from critics.
The film’s plot centers on two middle-aged men, Brennan Huff (Ferrell) and Dale Doback (Reilly), who are forced to live together as step brothers after their single parents marry each other. The men are complete opposites: Brennan is an uptight, successful businessman while Dale is an unemployed, lazy man-child. The film chronicles their various antics and conflicts as they learn to live with each other.
The film was a commercial success, grossing $100 million worldwide. Critics gave the film mixed reviews, with some praising the humor and performances of Ferrell and Reilly while others criticized the film’s crude humor and plot. Step Brothers has been ranked by several publications as one of the worst films of 2008. Nevertheless, the film has become a cult classic among Ferrell and Reilly’s fans. Here is a compilation of some of the best and the funniest step brothers quotes.
Funniest Step Brothers Quotes
Step Brothers is a hilarious movie that will have you laughing from beginning to end. Here are some of the funniest step brothers quotes.
“Did we just become best friends?”
BRENNAN HUFF
“Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f*ck one, marry one, kill one. Go!”
DALE DOBACK
“You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.”
DALE DOBACK
“Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”
DALE DOBACK
“One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.”
BRENNAN HUFF
“I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.”
DALE DOBACK
“Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?”
BRENNAN
“I’m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the sh*t out of you!”
BRENNAN
“Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled ‘rape’ at the top of your lungs.”
NANCY
“They broke! The bunk beds were such a terrible idea why did you make us do it? There’s blood everywhere!”
DALE
“I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.”
DALE
“I don’t believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness.”
DALE
“I think I might be able to help with the pan-pam dilemma.”
BRENNAN
“When you fall asleep, I’m gonna punch you square in the face.”
BRENNAN
Best Step Brothers Quotes
There’s no denying that Step Brothers was a huge hit when it came out in 2008. The movie was funny, heartwarming, and relatable for many people. But what made the movie so special? Here are some of the best parts of Step Brothers.
“I’ve been called the songbird of my generation.”
BRENNAN
“What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?”
BRENNAN HUFF
“Dad, what are you going? It’s ‘Shark Week’!”
DALE DOBACK
“I’m f*$cking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.”
DALE DOBACK
“Hey Derek, you know what’s always good for shoulder pain? If you lick my b#$thole.”
BRENNAN
“This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.”
DALE DOBACK
“Get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your as*.”
BRENNAN HUFF
Step Brothers is a hilarious movie that will have you laughing from beginning to end. The movie is filled with funny one-liners and physical comedy, and you’re sure to find yourself quoting it long after you’ve seen it. The Step Brothers has had a significant impact on popular culture. The movie has been referenced in many television shows, movies, and songs. The Step Brothers has also been credited for inspiring the creation of the popular web series “Bad Internet.” Step Brothers is a must-see for any fan of comedies.
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Naveen Kumar
Naveen Kumar is a writer and has a thing for collecting quotes and sharing them with people. Naveen is a space enthusiast. When he is not spreading good vibes or motivating people through quotes, you can find him sipping coffee while reading classic literature or on a long road drive.
