26 Borat Quotes: Funny and Memorable Lines from the Legendary Character

26 Borat Quotes: Funny and Memorable Lines from the Legendary Character

Last updated on January 2nd, 2024 at 10:24 am

Borat” by “Fábio“, licensed under “CC0 1.0

Welcome to our article celebrating the comedic genius of Borat, the fictional character created by Sacha Baron Cohen. In this compilation of 50 Borat quotes, we will delve icnto the best, funniest, famous, and even controversial lines delivered by this iconic character. Prepare to be amused, surprised, and maybe even a little uncomfortable as we explore Borat’s humorous encounters and satirical commentary on society. Whether you’re a fan of the films or simply enjoy witty and irreverent humour, this collection is sure to entertain.

Best Borat Quotes

In this section, we gather the crème de la crème of Borat’s repertoire. These quotes showcase the character’s sharp wit and ability to blur the line between fiction and reality. From his signature catchphrases to his observations on culture and politics, these quotes encapsulate the essence of Borat’s comedic brilliance.

“I come to America to make a movie-film. Please, you come to my movie. If it not success, I will be execute.”

BORAT SAGDIYEV

“In Kazakhstan, we say, ‘To give a woman a smile is like giving her a smile.'”

BORAT SAGDIYEV
“You’re giving a little girl to an old man. That should make your chest hurt.”BORAT SAGDIYEV
“You’re giving a little girl to an old man. That should make your chest hurt.”
BORAT SAGDIYEV

Borat Quotes Gypsy

Delving into Borat’s encounters with the Romani community, this section highlights the character’s interactions and quotes related to Gypsy culture. While Borat often portrays stereotypes and exaggerations, it’s important to approach these quotes with an understanding of their satirical nature and not as a reflection of reality.

“In Kazakhstan, we respect Gypsies by putting them in cages.”

BORAT SAGDIYEV

“Gypsies are a very happy people. They do not need shoes because their feet are too hard.”

BORAT SAGDIYEV

“In Kazakhstan, we have a saying, ‘If you catch a Gypsy tears, you can make a wish and it will probably not come true.'”

BORAT SAGDIYEV

“I will capture Gypsy tears in this vial and bring them back to Kazakhstan, where they can be used for scientific research.”

BORAT SAGDIYEV

“In my country, we have many songs about Gypsies. Most of them involve stealing.”

BORAT SAGDIYEV

“Gypsies have a unique talent for telling fortunes. They look into your eyes and say, ‘You are going to have a very short life.'”

BORAT SAGDIYEV

“Gypsies are known for their love of gold. In my country, we call them ‘the magpies of the human race.'”

BORAT SAGDIYEV

“Gypsies are nomads who travel from place to place, stealing and telling bad fortunes.”

BORAT SAGDIYEV

“In Kazakhstan, we believe Gypsies are attracted to magnets. That is why we do not use magnets in our country.”

BORAT SAGDIYEV

“Gypsies are a mysterious people. They have no homeland, no language, and no respect for personal space.”

BORAT SAGDIYEV
"Gypsies have a unique talent for stealing things without anyone noticing. It's like magic, but without the fun."
BORAT SAGDIYEV
“Gypsies have a unique talent for stealing things without anyone noticing. It’s like magic, but without the fun.”
BORAT SAGDIYEV

Funny Borat Quotes

Prepare for uncontrollable laughter as we delve into the funniest Borat quotes. From his outlandish behavior to his hilarious misunderstandings, these quotes capture the comedic essence of the character. Brace yourself for a humorous journey through Borat’s bizarre and absurd world.

“I have a new favorite place in the United States: the bathroom.”

BORAT SAGDIYEV

“14 year ago I release a moviefilm which was great success in US & A, but Kazakhstan become a laughing stocks around world.”

BORAT SAGDIYEV

“You let women in cinemas here? In my country, we have a pen outside for the animals and womens.”

BORAT SAGDIYEV

“I was invited to the White House to discuss the war and I saw two gentlemen having a wrestling match. They were very nice!”

BORAT SAGDIYEV

“I have a good time with the ladies. Sometimes they say no… but mostly they say ‘leave!'”

BORAT SAGDIYEV
"My daddy is the smartest person in the whole flat world."Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev
My daddy is the smartest person in the whole flat world.”
Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev

Famous Borat Quotes

Borat’s influence extends beyond comedy circles, with many of his lines becoming ingrained in popular culture. In this section, we explore the quotes that have gained widespread recognition and have become part of the lexicon. Discover the famous Borat quotes that have left a lasting impact on comedy and society as a whole.

American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine.

BORAT SAGDIYEV

“As a woman you have to be kind of weak. We can’t be strong anymore.”

Macey Chanel

“No, when a woman owns a business her brain breaks and her head falls off.”

Borat Sagdiyev

“I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting.”

Borat Sagdiyev

“I will take this to be fat like American man! this is a good one- where is his crumb?”

Borat Sagdiyev
"We support your war of terror!"
BORAT SAGDIYEV
“We support your war of terror!”
BORAT SAGDIYEV

As we conclude this article celebrating Borat and his unforgettable quotes, we reflect on the character’s unique ability to challenge social norms, expose prejudices, and bring attention to cultural differences through comedy. Borat’s legacy extends far beyond his fictional homeland of Kazakhstan, as he has become a symbol of satirical humor and a commentary on contemporary society. With his unapologetic and often outrageous approach, Borat has left an indelible mark on popular culture, ensuring that his quotes will continue to be quoted and cherished for years to come.

Nitesh Kuchhal, an IIM Calcutta graduate, is more than an educator—he's a mentor. With a passion for leadership and entrepreneurship, and travel. He has explored over 20 countries. Beyond teaching, he dives into psychology and discusses social issues. Though he is not a history expert, he enjoys learning about it through books, adding a historical touch to his many interests.

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