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Michael Scott is a fictional character played by Steve Carell in NBCโs popular TV show โ The Office . Carellโs brilliant acting, coupled with the showโs intriguing plot, has won the hearts of millions of viewers across the globe. The popular series, featuring nine seasons and 201 episodes, has received 42 Primetime Emmy Awards nominations and won five. In 2019, The Office was named theย most-watched show on streaming service Netflix , a true depiction of its global popularity.ย
Part of the reason behind The Officeโs popularity is the fan-favorite character, Michael Scott. Carell does an excellent job with the role โ he was named the funniest man in America by Life Magazine. That aside, heโs been nominated for multiple awards 125 times and won 27. So if youโre a fan of The Office, Turtle Quote brings you some of the best and funniest Michael Scott quotes to brighten up your day.ย
Famous Michael Scott quotes
Michael Scottโs sense of humor and exemplary dramatization has been well captured in these quotes.
โDo I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But itโs not like this compulsive need like my need to be praised.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
ย โThat has sort of an oak-y afterbirth.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โWikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject so you know you are getting the best possible information.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
ย โI learned a while back that if I do not text 911, people do not return my calls. Um, but people always return my calls because they think that something horrible has happened.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
ย โIโm an early bird and Iโm a night owl so Iโm wise and I have worms.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โIโฆ Declareโฆ. Bankruptcy!โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โIt is St. Patrickโs Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
ย โYou donโt know me, youโve just seen my penis.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
ย โThe worst thing about prison was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and theyโd come down and theyโd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
ย โYou miss 100% of the shots you donโt take.โ
โAnd I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โI feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. Itโs every parentโs dream .โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โIf I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT SOURCE: Killing Bin Laden, Hitler, and Toby
โSociety teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, thatโs baloney, because grief isnโt wrong. Thereโs such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT SOURCE: BIRD FUNERAL
โYou know what they say. Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twiceโฆstrike three.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
ย โIโm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โSometimes Iโll start a sentence and I donโt even know where itโs going. I just hope I find it along the way.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โI have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT SOURCE: MICHAEL VS TOBY
โWould I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
Michael Scott Inspirational Quotes
Michael Scott inspirational quotes are a mixture of humor, sarcasm and reality. Check out these great examples.
โYou should never settle for who you are.โ
โThe most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, myย family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money.โย
MICHAEL SCOTT
โI guess Iโve beenย workingย so hard, I forgot what itโs like to be hardly working.โย
MICHAEL SCOTT
โSometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss thatโs always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing .โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โI guess theย attitudeย that Iโve tried to create here is that Iโm a friend first and a boss second and probably an entertainer third.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โReverse psychology is an awesome tool. I donโt know if you guys know about it, but basically, you make someone think the opposite of what you believe. And that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โTwo weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly, we didnโt connect, I was miserable. Now, I am in the best relationship of my life, with the sameย woman. Love is a mystery.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โAn office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max. An office is a place where dreams come true.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โNo, Iโm not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you donโt tell them.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โI donโt want to work. I just want to bang on this mug all day.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โMake friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.โ
โAnd Iโm optimistic because everyday I get a little more desperate.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โI wanna be married and have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say โnoโ to being my friend.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
ย โI would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up I would definitely not go.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
Funny Michael Scott Quotes
And now on to the best part of Michael Scott quotesโฆ.
โI donโt want to do anything, I am dying.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โI hate looking at your face. I wanna smash it!โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โShould have burned this place down when I had a chance.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โSaw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โThe only thing that could make this day better is ice cream.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โI am Beyoncรฉ always.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โThey say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will.โ
โWhy donโt you explain this to me like I am five?โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โI understand nothing.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โI am dead inside.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โI donโt even consider myself a part of society.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โI am going to drop a deuce on everybody.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โAh, the progidalโฆMy son returns.โ
MICHAELS COTT
โForgiveness is next to god liness.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โBusiness is a doggy dog world.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โNo rest for the sick.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โI am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โNumber 8. Learn how to take off a womanโs bra: You just twist your hand until something breaks.โ
MICHAEL SCOTT
โTheyโre trying to make me an escape goat.โ
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