Stupid Famous Quotes
Last updated on April 6th, 2023 at 06:28 am
In the midst of all the tantrums in life, it can be difficult to find the silver lining. But that is where our collection of 50 Stupid Quotes comes in. With a healthy dose of wit and humour, these quotes offer a different outlook on life’s ups and downs. Whether you’re going through a tough time or just need a pick-me-up, 50 Stupid Quotes will remind you not to take life so seriously. After all, laughter is the best medicine.
Quotes on Stupid People
We all have that one person in our friend circle or family who just doesn’t quite get it. Although dealing with stupid people can be a bit frustrating, but why frown about it when you can have a good laugh? Quotes on Stupid People offer a hilarious perspective on coping with the less-than-intelligent among us. So, instead of wasting time and energy on explaining, relax and chuckle at the expense of those who just can’t seem to get it right.
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
Mark Twain
“Stupid people don’t always know that they’re stupid.”
Jonas Karlsson, The Room
“Stupid people make stupid people famous.”
Abhijit Naskar, Mission Reality
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.“
GEORGE CARLIN
“Why is it that the stupidest people are always the most good-natured?”
Stefan Zweig
“If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.”
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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“Back in my day, we didn’t have as many “don’t try this at home” warning labels on things, because people weren’t so freaking stupid.”
Steven Wright
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak.”
“Two percent of the people think; three percent of the people think they think; and ninety-five percent of the people would rather die than think.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what.”
Anna LeMind
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.“
George Carlin
Stupid Motivational Quotes
Motivational quotes don’t have to be serious all the time. Like these Stupid Motivational Quotes, they can be humorous too. These quotes may not make much sense, but they will put a smirk on your face and give you the motivation you need to keep going. If you’re feeling stuck or need encouragement, read these quotes.
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
Ellis Vidler
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
Benjamin Franklin
“There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.”
Kyle Chandler
“It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.”
Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes
“A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.”
Mark Twain
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats.”
Voltaire
“I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms”
Michael Scott
“Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.”
Franklin P. Jones
“Be happy – it drives people crazy.”
Unknown
“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”
Marilyn Monroe
Stupid Funny Quotes
Stupid Funny Quotes vary from pleasantly goofy to downright stupid and will have you laughing out. Whether you’re feeling down or just need a break from the monotony of everyday life, these quotes will raise your spirits and make you smile. So sit back, relax, and prepare to be amazed by the ridiculousness of it all!
“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.”
Marilyn Monroe
“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”
Mindy Kaling
“I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.”
W.C. Fields
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
Elbert Hubbard
“In politics stupidity is not a handicap.”
Napoleon Bonaparte
“Unhappiness is everywhere; just beyond the door; or stupidity, which is worse.”
Virginia Woolf
“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.”
Mae West
“I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
Bill Watterson
“I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.”
Kevin Malone, The Office
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
Phyllis Diller
“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
Phyllis Diller
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
Jim Carrey
Famous Stupid Quotes
Even the most renowned and successful people make stupid remarks. Our collection of Famous Stupid Quotes provides a look into the ridiculous side of some of history’s most famous characters. From politicians to celebrities, these comments will surely tickle your funny bone.
“I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of Americans believe in. That’s the America I love.”
Mitt Romney
“I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.”
Gib Lewis
“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system!”
Dan Quayle
“For I don’t care too much for money, for money can’t buy me love.”
The Beatles
“People don’t care how much we know until they first know how much we care.”
Zig Ziglar
“Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.”
Dale Carnegie
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“To succeed in the world, it is much more necessary to possess the penetration to discern who is a fool, than to discover who is a clever man. “
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.”
Rebecca Johnson
“You don’t have to die in order to make a living.”
Lynn Johnston
“So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?”
Ayn Rand
“If one were to bring ten of the wisest men in the world together and ask them what was the most stupid thing in existence, they would not be able to discover anything so stupid as astrology.”
DAVID HILBERT
“Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.”
Jim Rohn
Laughing truly is the best medicine, and these Stupid Quotes offer a lot of it. With their unique humour and lighthearted tone, these quotes provide a brief relief from the rigours of everyday life. So go ahead and laugh a little – you deserve it!
