27 Funny Wednesday Addams Quotes From The Show

27 Funny Wednesday Addams Quotes From The Show

Last updated on January 5th, 2024 at 12:12 pm

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The Addams Family began as a newspaper comic strip created by Charles Addams. Until The Addams Family was made into a TV show, the characters had no names.

The characters in ‘The Addams Family’ are members of a unique and eccentric family. Everyone has a costume, and the rest of the neighbourhood is terrified of the family because they appear to dress up in a Halloween costume every day.

Who has the finest attitude, the best retort lines, and a confidence level that most of us can only dream about? Wednesday Addams. Wednesday Addams is a cultural icon, but her past is fascinating as well. She’s only 13, but her quick wit, wicked humour, and signature flair make it difficult not to like her.

Wednesday Addams is a fan favourite from the series because of her nasty nature, dark scheming, and goth look. Her everyday look is a black mini dress with braids and her distinctive white Peter Pan collar. These Wednesday Addams quotes are both amusing and insightful, making them an excellent source of entertainment.

Funny Wednesday Addams Quotes

Wednesday Addams was stunningly clever, and here are a handful of her one-of-a-kind moments and words that will stay with you for the rest of your life. With these Wednesday Addams quotes, you can get to know the character better.

“Girl Scout: I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies.

Wednesday Addams: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?”

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Joel: But what if you met the right man, who worshipped and adored you? Who’d do anything for you? Who’d be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?
Wednesday Addams: I’d pity him!”

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“Pugsley, the baby weighs ten pounds, the cannonball weighs twenty pounds. Which will hit the stone wall first?”

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“Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.”

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“Hello Polly, I’ll clean my room in exchange for your immortal soul.”

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Funny Wednesday Addams Quotes
“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.”

“Morticia Addams: Children, this is Miss Jellinsky, our new nanny. What do we say?

Wednesday Addams: Be afraid. Be very afraid.”

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“Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, and the Aristotelian unities.”

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Wednesday Addams Movie Quotes

Wednesday Addams lines from the most recent ‘The Addams Family’ film can astound everyone. Here are some Wednesday Addams quotes from the movie.

“I believe the word is psychotic.”

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“This day is becoming most wonderfully disruptive…”

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“What’s so great about being yourself, when you can be like everyone else?”

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Wednesday Addams Movie Quotes
“How I wish something would lighten up this already tedious day.”

“Remember, Bethany. I’m not locked here with you, you’re locked in here with me.”

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“There must be something. We never go anywhere. Who knows the untold horrors we’re missing out on.”

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“I may not have a… cell-phone, but you don’t have a crossbow, and I thought everybody did.”

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“No one torments my family but me.”

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“Living under this roof is all the torment you’ll need. Besides, our parents have made it clear that the only way to be accepted in this family is to be exactly like them. I can’t play by those rules anymore.”

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Wednesday Addams Movie Quotes
“Farewell, brother Pugsley. Tomorrow you’ll become a man, and I’ll be a fugitive. Farewell, Pugsley.”

More Wednesday Addams Quotes

Wednesday Addams is the character that is loved by all. Here are some famous Wednesday Addams quotes inspired by her character.

“So, I’ll have to prove my power.”

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“Hurrah! Justice is served. Bring forward the evil one.”

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“Nice knife! Can I play autopsy with it?”

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“If I wanted to kill my husband, I’d do it, and I wouldn’t get caught.”

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“You severely underestimate my apathy.”

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More Wednesday Addams Quotes
“This is the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of human events. Uncle Fester’s getting married.”

“You might find a nice girl to be miserable with.”

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“It is getting dark in this little heart of mine.”

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 “I am not in a bad mood, this is just me.”

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‘The Addams Family’ members are mysterious and eerie, especially Wednesday, but they’re also enjoyable. The Addams family, despite their peculiarities, is a healthy picture of a loving and caring family. Wednesday is a dull-haired, bleak-looking young woman fascinated by death and the bizarre in Addams’ children’s shows.

We hope you loved reading these Wednesday Addams quotes. Let us know which one of these is your favorite.

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Naveen Kumar is a writer and has a thing for collecting quotes and sharing them with people. Naveen is a space enthusiast. When he is not spreading good vibes or motivating people through quotes, you can find him sipping coffee while reading classic literature or on a long road drive.

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