60 Funny Loki Quotes From Marvel Cinematic Universe
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Loki is arguable the most loved villain of all time. He is also known as the God of Mischief in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) due to his nature of betraying people consistently and entering into funny situations. But he is not about fun only; his character development from being a usual villain to a loving brother is so heartening to see in the whole franchise.
One of the main things that make Loki one of the most loved characters is that it is hard to tell if he is intelligent or an idiot. But we should not forget about Tom Hiddleston, who has played the character of Loki so brilliantly that it is almost impossible to imagine Loki without him. Today, we have brought you some of the best Loki quotes he has given us during his memorable journey in the MCU.
Let’s jump into the quotes without wasting much time!
Funny Loki Quotes
It would not be wrong to call the God of Mischief the God of Humor. It doesn’t matter if he is serious or not because he is always fun for fans. Let’s have a look at some of the best funny Loki quotes and remember our favorite villain.
“You know this is wonderful! This is a tremendous idea! Let’s steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that! Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! It’s brilliant, Thor!”
LOKI
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.”
LOKI
“Oh, this is much better. Costume’s a bit much… so tight. But the confidence, I can feel the righteousness surging! Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth, honor, patriotism? God bless America.”
LOKI
“Ooh, it burns you to have come so close.”
LOKI
“If it is all the same to you, I’ll have that drink now.”
LOKI
“We’re not doing ‘Get Help’.”
LOKI
“Give or Take 5,000 Years.”
LOKI
“This is so unlike you, brother. So clandestine. Are you sure you wouldn’t rather just punch your way out?”
LOKI
“Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather!”
LOKI
“Yes! That’s what it feels like! I’m just a huge fan of the sport.”
LOKI
“You’ll kill me? Evidently, there will be a line.”
LOKI
“What If I Was A Robot And Didn’t Know It?”
LOKI
“Are you ever not going to fall for that?”
LOKI
Loki Series Quotes
Loki’s Series follows his journey of fighting with the Time Variance Authority, which controls the timeline of the whole universe. The Series is a treat for Loki’s fans because here we see his true mature nature, and he also falls in love with his female variant. Let’s look at some of the best quotes from the Loki series.
“I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.”
LOKI
“You cross me, there are deadly consequences.”
LOKI
“A God Doesn’t Plead.”
LOKI
“Guilty of being the God of mischief? Yes.”
LOKI
“You have no idea what I’m capable of!”
LOKI
“You ridiculous bureaucrats will not dictate how my story ends!”
LOKI
“I’m gonna burn this place to the ground.”
LOKI
“For the record, this really does feel like a killing-me kind of a room.”
LOKI
“I live within whatever path I choose.”
LOKI
“The first and most oppressive lie ever uttered was the song of freedom.”
LOKI
“I am smart.”
LOKI
“Reset charges prune the affected radius of a branched timeline, allowing time to heal all its wounds. Which by the way sounds like a nice way of saying disintegrate everything in its vicinity.”
LOKI
Thor And Loki Quotes
God of Thunder is the brother of God of Mischief. There are not many things better than their combination. Despite being betrayed multiple times by Loki, Thor, the God of Thunder, has always loved him with all his heart. Let’s have a look at some of their best conversations.
“Thor: Loki, this is madness!
Loki: Is it madness? Is it? IS IT? I don’t know what happened on Earth to make you so soft! Don’t tell me it was that woman?… Oh, it was. Well maybe, when we’re done here, I’ll pay her a visit myself!”
THOR AND LOKI
“Thor: I will tell Father you died with honour.
Loki: I didn’t do it for him.”
THOR AND LOKI
“Loki: I swear I left him right here.
Thor: Right here on the sidewalk, or right there where the building is being demolished? Great planning.”
LOKI AND THOR
“Thor: You think you alone were loved of mother? You had her tricks, but I had her trust!
Loki: Trust. Was that her last expression? Trust? When you let her die!”
THOR AND LOKI
“Thor: Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to fight side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day you’re you and I’m me and… oh, maybe there’s still good in you but… let’s be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.
Loki: Yeah… it’s probably for the best that we’ll never see each other again.
Thor: That’s what you always wanted.”
THOR AND LOKI
Loki: Possibly.”
“Thor: Come on, you love it.
Loki: I hate it.”
THOR AND LOKI
“Thor: I think we should disband the Revengers.
Loki: Hit her with a lightning blast.”
THOR AND LOKI
“Thor: Do you have a better plan?
Loki: No.
Thor: We’re doing it.”
THOR AND LOKI
“Loki: I can’t see into the future. I’m not a witch.
Thor: No? Then why do you dress like one?”
LOKI AND THOR
More Loki Quotes
You can understand that when a character goes through from being a villain to a loving brother, he must have learned a lot of things. And he has expressed his learning in his quotes. Let’s have a look at the best Loki quotes that define his journey.
“I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal.”
LOKI
“You will never be a God.”
LOKI
“There are no men like me.”
LOKI
“We May Lose. Sometimes Painfully. But We Don’t Die. We Survive.”
LOKI
“So I am no more than another stolen relic locked up here, until you might have some use of me. You could have told me what I was from the beginning. Why didn’t you?”
LOKI
“I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.”
LOKI
“Trust My Rage.”
LOKI
“Kneel before me. I said… kneel! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.”
LOKI
“Hurts, Doesn’t It? Being Lied To. Being Told You’re One Thing And Then Learning It’s All A Fiction.”
LOKI
“Love Is A Dagger.”
LOKI
“The Time-Keepers Have Built Quite The Circus And I See The Clowns Are Playing Their Parts To Perfection.”
LOKI
“You Can Trust One Thing. I Love To Be Right.”
LOKI
“Come on. What did you expect?”
LOKI
“What, because I am the monster parents tell their children about at night?”
LOKI
“I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.”
LOKI
” It varies from moment to moment.”
LOKI
Thor’s parents adopted Loki when he was an infant, and they didn’t tell him the truth. He felt betrayed when he learned about his origin. The shock converted him into a villain. But he never was a villain because all he ever wanted was to be treated equally to his brother. His journey teaches us many life lessons, and one of them is that love can change anyone.
Thor always loved him with his whole heart, and when Loki also started behaving well, their bond became the best in the MCU. You cannot be a Marvel fan without being a Loki fan. Now, we hope that you liked our collection of the best Loki quotes, and they have helped you learn more about Loki. Do not forget to share this article with your friends who love Loki.
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