60 Funny Loki Quotes From Marvel Cinematic Universe

60 Funny Loki Quotes From Marvel Cinematic Universe

Last updated on January 5th, 2024 at 10:38 am

โ€œLokiโ€ by โ€œGage Skidmoreโ€œ, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

Loki is arguable the most loved villain of all time. He is also known as the God of Mischief in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) due to his nature of betraying people consistently and entering into funny situations. But he is not about fun only; his character development from being a usual villain to a loving brother is so heartening to see in the whole franchise.

One of the main things that make Loki one of the most loved characters is that it is hard to tell if he is intelligent or an idiot. But we should not forget about Tom Hiddleston, who has played the character of Loki so brilliantly that it is almost impossible to imagine Loki without him. Today, we have brought you some of the best Loki quotes he has given us during his memorable journey in the MCU.

Letโ€™s jump into the quotes without wasting much time!

Funny Loki Quotes

It would not be wrong to call the God of Mischief the God of Humor. It doesnโ€™t matter if he is serious or not because he is always fun for fans. Letโ€™s have a look at some of the best funny Loki quotes and remember our favorite villain.

โ€œYou know this is wonderful! This is a tremendous idea! Letโ€™s steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that! Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! Itโ€™s brilliant, Thor!โ€

LOKI

โ€œNow if youโ€™ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.โ€

LOKI

โ€œOh, this is much better. Costumeโ€™s a bit muchโ€ฆ so tight. But the confidence, I can feel the righteousness surging! Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth, honor, patriotism? God bless America.โ€

LOKI

โ€œOoh, it burns you to have come so close.โ€

LOKI

โ€œIf it is all the same to you, Iโ€™ll have that drink now.โ€

LOKI
Funny Loki Quotes
โ€œYour savior is here!โ€

โ€œWeโ€™re not doing โ€˜Get Helpโ€™.โ€

LOKI

โ€œGive or Take 5,000 Years.โ€

LOKI

โ€œThis is so unlike you, brother. So clandestine. Are you sure you wouldnโ€™t rather just punch your way out?โ€

LOKI

โ€œWell done, you just decapitated your grandfather!โ€

LOKI

โ€œYes! Thatโ€™s what it feels like! Iโ€™m just a huge fan of the sport.โ€

LOKI
Funny Loki Quotes
โ€œI have to get off this planet.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™ll kill me? Evidently, there will be a line.โ€

LOKI

โ€œWhat If I Was A Robot And Didnโ€™t Know It?โ€

LOKI

โ€œAre you ever not going to fall for that?โ€

LOKI

Loki Series Quotes

Lokiโ€™s Series follows his journey of fighting with the Time Variance Authority, which controls the timeline of the whole universe. The Series is a treat for Lokiโ€™s fans because here we see his true mature nature, and he also falls in love with his female variant. Letโ€™s look at some of the best quotes from the Loki series.

โ€œI am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.โ€

LOKI

โ€œYou cross me, there are deadly consequences.โ€

LOKI
Loki Series Quotes
โ€œTime-Keepers? The Sacred timeline? Who actually believes this bunkum?โ€

โ€œA God Doesnโ€™t Plead.โ€

LOKI

โ€œGuilty of being the God of mischief? Yes.โ€

LOKI

โ€œYou have no idea what Iโ€™m capable of!โ€

LOKI

โ€œYou ridiculous bureaucrats will not dictate how my story ends!โ€

LOKI

โ€œIโ€™m gonna burn this place to the ground.โ€

LOKI
Loki Series Quotes
โ€œI donโ€™t like to talk.โ€

โ€œFor the record, this really does feel like a killing-me kind of a room.โ€

LOKI

โ€œI live within whatever path I choose.โ€

LOKI

โ€œThe first and most oppressive lie ever uttered was the song of freedom.โ€

LOKI

โ€œI am smart.โ€

LOKI

โ€œReset charges prune the affected radius of a branched timeline, allowing time to heal all its wounds. Which by the way sounds like a nice way of saying disintegrate everything in its vicinity.โ€

LOKI
Loki Series Quotes
โ€œMy choices are my own.โ€

Thor And Loki Quotes

God of Thunder is the brother of God of Mischief. There are not many things better than their combination. Despite being betrayed multiple times by Loki, Thor, the God of Thunder, has always loved him with all his heart. Letโ€™s have a look at some of their best conversations.

โ€œThor:ย Loki, this is madness!

Loki:ย Is it madness? Is it? IS IT? I donโ€™t know what happened on Earth to make you so soft! Donโ€™t tell me it was that woman?โ€ฆ Oh, it was. Well maybe, when weโ€™re done here, Iโ€™ll pay her a visit myself!โ€ย 

THOR AND LOKI

โ€œThor:ย I will tell Father you died with honour.

Loki:ย I didnโ€™t do it for him.โ€

THOR AND LOKI

โ€œLoki: I swear I left him right here.

Thor: Right here on the sidewalk, or right there where the building is being demolished? Great planning.โ€

LOKI AND THOR

โ€œThor:ย You think you alone were loved of mother? You had her tricks, but I had her trust!

Loki:ย Trust. Was that her last expression? Trust? When you let her die!โ€

THOR AND LOKI

โ€œThor: Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to fight side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day youโ€™re you and Iโ€™m me andโ€ฆ oh, maybe thereโ€™s still good in you butโ€ฆ letโ€™s be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.

Loki: Yeahโ€ฆ itโ€™s probably for the best that weโ€™ll never see each other again.

Thor:ย Thatโ€™s what you always wanted.โ€

THOR AND LOKI
Thor And Loki Quotes
โ€œThor:ย Are you mad?
Loki:ย Possibly.โ€

โ€œThor: Come on, you love it.

Loki: I hate it.โ€

THOR AND LOKI

โ€œThor: I think we should disband the Revengers.

Loki: Hit her with aย lightning blast.โ€

THOR AND LOKI

โ€œThor: Do you have a better plan?

Loki: No.

Thor: Weโ€™re doing it.โ€

THOR AND LOKI

โ€œLoki: I canโ€™t see into the future. Iโ€™m not a witch.

Thor: No? Then why do you dress like one?โ€

LOKI AND THOR

More Loki Quotes

You can understand that when a character goes through from being a villain to a loving brother, he must have learned a lot of things. And he has expressed his learning in his quotes. Letโ€™s have a look at the best Loki quotes that define his journey.

โ€œI never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal.โ€

LOKI
More Loki Quotes
โ€œAn Ant Has No Quarrel With A Boot.โ€

โ€œYou will never be a God.โ€

LOKI

โ€œThere are no men like me.โ€

LOKI

โ€œWe May Lose. Sometimes Painfully. But We Donโ€™t Die. We Survive.โ€

LOKI

โ€œSo I am no more than another stolen relic locked up here, until you might have some use of me. You could have told me what I was from the beginning. Why didnโ€™t you?โ€

LOKI

โ€œI assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.โ€

LOKI
More Loki Quotes
โ€œSatisfaction Isnโ€™t In My Nature.โ€

โ€œTrust My Rage.โ€

LOKI

โ€œKneel before me. I saidโ€ฆ kneel! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? Itโ€™s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your lifeโ€™s joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.โ€

LOKI

โ€œHurts, Doesnโ€™t It? Being Lied To. Being Told Youโ€™re One Thing And Then Learning Itโ€™s All A Fiction.โ€

LOKI

โ€œLove Is A Dagger.โ€ย 

LOKI

โ€œThe Time-Keepers Have Built Quite The Circus And I See The Clowns Are Playing Their Parts To Perfection.โ€

LOKI
More Loki Quotes
โ€œI Donโ€™t Wanna Hurt You. I Donโ€™t Want A Throne. I Justโ€ฆI Just Want You To Be Okay.โ€

โ€œYou Can Trust One Thing. I Love To Be Right.โ€

LOKI

โ€œCome on. What did you expect?โ€

LOKI

โ€œWhat, because I am the monster parents tell their children about at night?โ€

LOKI

โ€œI am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.โ€

LOKI

โ€ย It varies from moment to moment.โ€

LOKI
More Loki Quotes
โ€œHandle me? Who are you?โ€

Thorโ€™s parents adopted Loki when he was an infant, and they didnโ€™t tell him the truth. He felt betrayed when he learned about his origin. The shock converted him into a villain. But he never was a villain because all he ever wanted was to be treated equally to his brother. His journey teaches us many life lessons, and one of them is that love can change anyone.

Thor always loved him with his whole heart, and when Loki also started behaving well, their bond became the best in the MCU. You cannot be a Marvel fan without being a Loki fan. Now, we hope that you liked our collection of the best Loki quotes, and they have helped you learn more about Loki. Do not forget to share this article with your friends who love Loki.

You can also check out these 10 Best Thanos Quotes From The MCU Every Marvel Fan Would Love!

Naveen Kumar is a writer and has a thing for collecting quotes and sharing them with people. Naveen is a space enthusiast. When he is not spreading good vibes or motivating people through quotes, you can find him sipping coffee while reading classic literature or on a long road drive.

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