45 Shrek Quotes That Are Funny, Inspirational & More

โShrek & Donkeyโ by โSanjeev Beekeeperโ, licensed under CC BY-ND 2.0
Shrek is a classic animated movie from 2001 thatโs loved by millions. The fairytale-themed story gained much fame globally, and mostly everyone loved Shrek, an ogre, played by Mike Myers. Other star players include Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow. Although itโs not a Disney film, everyone still loves it all the same.
This movie was enjoyable for kids and adults alike. Shrek is a metaphor for American racism, while he is an onion with layers, as he says himself in the movie. We have collected the famous Shrek quotes here.
Funny Shrek Quotes
Explore Shrekโs most hilarious quotes in this complete collection of his best lines from the movies. Laugh and learn with these iconic quotes from a character who has become one of the most memorable in cinematic history.
โHey! Iโm no oneโs messenger boy, all right? Iโm a delivery boy.โ
SHREK
โ- Donkey: I donโt wanna die! Iโm melting!
โ Shrek: Itโs just the rain.โ
DONKEY & SHREK
โDonkey, two things okay? Shutโฆ up.โ
SHREK
โSomeday, I will repay you. Unless, of course, I canโt find you. Or I forget.โ
SHREK
โLord Farquaad: Run, run, run as fast as you can. You canโt catch me, Iโm the Gingerbread Man.
Gingerbread Man: Youโre a monster.โ
SHREK

โNow hand over that big rock, the one that looks like your head.โ
SHREK
โLittle donkey. Take a look at me, what am I?โ
SHREK
โLike thatโs ever gonna happen. What a load ofโฆโ
SHREK
โWell, I have to save my ass.โ
SHREK
โWe can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, Iโm making waffles!โ
SHREK
Shrek Donkey Quotes
In spite of Shrekโs status as the main character of this franchise, Eddie Murphyโs sidekick, Donkey, is the real star. With sharp wit, social commentary, and a seemingly endless supply of enthusiasm, Donkey is Shrekโs secret weapon. We have collected some quotes from Donkey from the Shrek animated movie series.

โWow, only a true friend would be that truly honest.โ
DONKEY
โYou might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ainโt never seen a donkey fly.โ
DONKEY
โCโmon, princess, youโre not that ugly. All right, you are ugly. But youโre only like this at night. Shrekโs ugly 24/7.โ
DONKEY
โI just know, before this is over, Iโm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchinโ.โ
DONKEY
โDonโt mess witโ me. Iโm the Stair Master. Iโve Mastered the Stairs. I wish I had a step right here, I could step here and here and here and step all over it.โ
DONKEY

โNobody said I have the right to remain silent!โ
DONKEY
โDonโt worry, princess. I used to be afraid of the dark untilโฆ No, wait. Iโm still afraid of the dark.โ
DONKEY
โCan I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really something back there. Incredible!โ
DONKEY
โShe called me a noble steed.โ
DONKEY
Shrek Love Quotes
Shrek is an animated film series about a green ogre who finds himself saddled with a new โwussโ named Donkey. Follow their journey through the world of love, romance and family in these love quotes from Shrek films.
โNoโlayers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.โ
SHREK

โYou know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again.โ
SHREK
โI only wanted what was best for Fiona, but I can see now she already has it.โ
KING
โYou love this woman donโt ya?โ
DONKEY
โThen you gotta try a little tenderness! The chicks love that romantic crap.โ
DONKEY
โOh and it is lovely. You know, youโre really quite a decorator. Itโs amazing what youโve done with such a modest budget.โ
DONKEY

โHuh, celebrityย marriages. They never last, do they?โ
DONKEY
โI want what any princess wants; to live happily ever after with the ogre I married.โ
PRINCESS FIONA
Inspirational Shrek Quotes
A sense of inspiration creates intense interest and enthusiasm in something or someone. Hereโs a collection of inspirational quotes from the Shrek animated movie series.
โIn some cultures, donkeys are revered as the smartest of animals.โ
KING
โDonโt worry. Things just seemย badย because itโsย darkย and rainy and Fionaโs father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.โ
DONKEY
โFor fiveย minutes, could you not be yourself?โ
SHREK

โ- King: I just wish I could be the man youย deserve.
โย Queen: You are more that man now than you ever were, warts and all.โ
KING & QUEEN
โIโm not the one with the problem its the world who seems to have a problem with meโ
SHREK
More Shrek Quotes
Letโs read some other famous quotes from the very popular and successful animated movie, Shrek.
โSometimes, things are more than they appear.โ
SHREK
โTheย starsย donโt tell the future. They tell stories.โ
SHREK
โNow, why donโt you go to celebrate your freedom with your own friends?โ
SHREK

โReally, itโs rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?โ
LORD FARQUAAD
โBut, uh, I donโt have any friends. And Iโm not going out there by myself.โ
DONKEY
โNo! Iโm an ogre! You know, โGrab your torch and pitchforks!โ Doesnโt that bother you?โ
SHREK
Several films and television shows have made fun of the traditional fairy tale. However, Shrek has been a significant influence on mainstream animated films. With Shrek 2, animated films began to incorporate more pop culture references and musical numbers at the end of films.
Thatโs a wrap! These are our favourite quotes from Shrek animated movie series. We hope you also got something to take away from these.
If you enjoyed reading these quotes, we regularly post quotes on famous personalities, movies, and more and on other interesting topics that you might like to explore. You can also check out these 50 Eeyore Quotes On Mental Health, Depression And More!
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