30 Most Iconic Ricky Bobby Quotes from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

30 Most Iconic Ricky Bobby Quotes from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

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Fifteen years ago, Ricky Bobby made an impact on the big screen as a part of a sports comedy, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. The role was played by Will Ferrell, and he is still known for his funniest lines in the movie.

The movie revolves around a boy raised by his mother and has only seen his father once when he was young. Although he didn’t remember anything about his father, he did learn the “need for speed” from him. Frankly speaking, Ricky Bobby is a parody of a Nascar enthusiast Redneck who only gets attracted towards speed. This character was so funny in the movie that it made everyone laugh. And, of course, with comic characters comes the iconic dialogues.

So, based on the movie, we have combined 30 Ricky Bobby quotes that allow you to revisit some of the movie-based moments.

Funny Ricky Bobby Quotes

No doubt, Ricky Bobby was one of the funniest characters in the movie with hilarious one-liners. And that’s why it is worth mentioning funny Ricky Bobby quotes.

“I Just Read In The Newspaper That They Put A Pig Heart In Some Guy In Russia.”

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Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

“I’m Not Sure What To Do With My Hands.”

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“Tom Cruise, Use Your Witchcraft On Me To Get The Fire Off Me!”

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Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

“From Now On, You’re The Magic Man And I’m El Diablo.”

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Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

“Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said…’I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.’”

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Funny Ricky Bobby Quotes
“I Wake Up In The Morning And I P**S Excellence.”
Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

“This Sticker Is Dangerous And Inconvenient, But I Do Love Fig Newtons.”

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Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

“You Sound Like A Dog With Peanut Butter On The Roof Of Your Mouth.”

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Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

“Are we about to get it on? Because I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.”

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Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

“No ma’am. I haven’t seen my daddy in years. But my mama says he’s out racing cars and, well, dipping his wick in anything that moves.”

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SOURCE: TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY

“Here’s the deal—I’m the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.”

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Funny Ricky Bobby Quotes
“Shake And Bake!”
Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Ricky Bobby Jesus Quotes

Ricky Bobby said a lot of lines while using ‘Jesus.’ Based on that, here are some Ricky Bobby Jesus quotes for you:

“I like the Christmas Jesus best and I’m saying grace. When you say grace you can say it to grown-up Jesus, or teenage Jesus or bearded Jesus or whoever you want.”

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“Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you, Jesús, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC and the always delicious Taco Bell.”

Ricky Bobby
Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

“Dear 8 Pounds 6 Ounces Newborn Infant Jesus, Don’t Even Know A Word Yet.”

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Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

“Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! AH! Help me, Tom Cruise!”

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Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

“Dear Lord baby Jesus, lying there in your little ghost manger just looking at your Baby Einstein developmental videos learning about shapes and colors…”

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Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Ricky Bobby Jesus Quotes
“Jesus did grow up.”

“I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says like, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party too.”

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“I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.”

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“Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my red-hot smokin’ wife, Carley.”

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Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Ricky Bobby Quotes About Winning

All Ricky Bobby cared about was speed and winning. Check out some Ricky Bobby quotes about winning!

“I’m just a big hairy American winning machine, you know?”

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Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

“Hell yes I am! They are winners! That is how winners talk!”

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Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Ricky Bobby Quotes About Winning
“You gotta’ win… to get love. Everybody knows that. I mean, that’s just life.”
Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

“If you ain’t first, you’re last.”

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“I hope that both of You have sons… Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented And star athletes And they have their legs taken away. I mean I pray for You to know that pain And that hurt.”

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“I came here to tell you one thing: come race time tomorrow, I’m coming for you.”

Ricky Bobby
Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

“It won the Academy Award… Best movie ever made.”

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Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

“You can’t have two No. 1s.”

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Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Ricky Bobby Quotes About Winning
“Hey, Jamie! Losing’s never fun, but here’s a little something to pick your spirits up…”
Source: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Being a fan of Will Farrell, you must have watched Talladega Nights and have appreciated his iconic acting as Ricky Bobby. The film is filled with some unforgettable lines, and we have tried to mention most of them in the form of quotes. We hope you have liked these Ricky Bobby quotes.

So, which out of these Ricky Bobby quotes is your favorite? Tell us in the comment section.

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