35 Funny Quit Smoking Quotes To Motivate You To Follow The Non-Smoker Path

35 Funny Quit Smoking Quotes To Motivate You To Follow The Non-Smoker Path

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Smoking is an addictive habit that is seen alike irrespective of country, age group or gender. Some people prefer to smoke to keep the stress at bay, but most prefer it because of dependence and addiction. It is not a good habit and is injurious to health as cigarettes have nicotine which narrows the arteries and veins that damages the heart by forcing it to work faster and harder. It also has Tar which creates a sticky coat around the lungs like soot in a chimney. Other harmful elements which are present in it are carbon monoxide, phenols, ammonia and formaldehyde and cancer-causing chemicals.

Many smokers wish to quit this habit, but the elements present in the cigarettes are addictive, making it difficult for the person to quit. These elements lead to withdrawal symptoms in the smoker, including irritability, restlessness, cravings, difficulty concentrating, etc.
Turtle Quotes brought you these funny quit smoking quotes, which might help and motivate you to stay off cigarettes!

Attitude Smoking Quotes!

Those who smoke carry a different kind of attitude towards everything in life especially smoking. Smoking for them is much more than a habit, it is a lifestyle that they are proud of. Check out these attitude smoking quotes for more!

“My rule of life prescribed as absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.”

Winston Churchill
Source: International Churchill Society

“Non-smokers… die every day. Sleep tight!”

Bill Hicks
Source: Love All the People (New Edition)

“A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?”

Oscar Wilde
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray

“I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgment in all human affairs.”

Albert Einstein

“If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I’d make love to it, then I’d smoke it.”

George Burns
Attitude Smoking Quotes
“Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress.”

“After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after dinner activity that doesn’t involve two human beings.”

Brad Shaw

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.”

Woody Allen
Source: The Guardian

Funny Smoking Quotes!

When it comes to quitting, smokers have thousands of excuses lined up before them. We have compiled some funny ones for you. Check out!

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.”

Mark Twain

“I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping.”

Mark Twain

“If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go.”

Mark Twain
Funny Smoking Quotes
“I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.”

“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”

Johnny Carson

“I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.”

Barbara Kelly

“Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said “CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.””

Dave Barry

“There’s something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.”

Harold Robbins

“Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man’s enjoyment of his cigar.”

Mark Twain
Funny Smoking Quotes
“I’ve been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don’t feel safe breathing anything I can’t see!”

Quit Smoking Quotes!

As we all are well aware that smoking is injurious to health and yet we don’t give serious thought to quitting this habit. It impacts the health of those around us too. Let us read these quit smoking quotes for a better perspective!

“You are greater than your addiction.”

Nasia Davos

“Every time you try to quit smoking you are actually getting closer to staying smoke-free.”

Henry Ford

“A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.”

Gro Harlem Brundtland
Source: Herald Sun

“Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.”

Kurt Vonnegut

“You’re always better off if you quit smoking; it’s never too late.”

Loni Anderson
Quit Smoking Quotes
“Smoking is suicide by instalments.”

“Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking.”

Alexander Woollcott

“Quitting smoking might be the hardest thing to do in life, but at least you will have one.”


“Your craving is TEMPORARY but the damage to your lungs is PERMANENT.”


“Replacing the smoke on your face with a smile today will replace illness in your life with happiness tomorrow.”


“We cannot, in a moment, get rid of habits of a lifetime.”

Mahatma Gandhi
Source: The Encyclopaedia of Gandhian Thoughts
Quit Smoking Quotes
“What lies in our power to do, lies in our power not to do.”

“Believe you can and you’re halfway there.”

Theodore Roosevelt
Source: Theodore Roosevelt on Bravery: Lessons from the Most Courageous Leader of the Twentieth Century

“Gift your lungs oxygen not tar. Gift your body exercise not bad health. Gift your lips kisses not cigarette butts. Gift yourself a life not death.”


“The best way to stop smoking is to just stop no ifs, ands or butts.”

Edith Zittler

“I’m more proud of quitting smoking than of anything else I’ve done in my life, including winning an Oscar.”

Christine Lahti
Source: IMDB

“Rather than you smoking a cigarette, the cigarette is really smoking you.”

Anthony Liccione

We should try to inculcate good habits in our lives and habits which are beneficial for us and our surroundings. We should not indulge in anything which has harmful effects on us in the long run, and we should definitely avoid excessive indulgence as the excess of everything is bad.

If you liked reading these smoking quotes then you should also check out these 30 Discipline Quotes For Positivity, Success And Better Life!

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