30 Best Norm Macdonald Quotes to make you Roll on the Floor

30 Best Norm Macdonald Quotes to make you Roll on the Floor

Last updated on January 8th, 2024 at 11:56 am

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Norm Macdonald (1959-2021) was a Canadian standup comedian, actor, and writer known for his deadpan style and unique nasal voice. He was wise enough to know that comedy revolves around humour, and everything else is irrelevant plump up.

Norm is one of the most memorable cast members who passed away at the age of 61 because of cancer. His long-time producer and close friend, Lori Jo Hoekstra, always stayed by his side. He informed the media that Norm always kept his health struggles private and never wanted them to impact his work life. In 2018, he released his show โ€˜Norm Macdonald Has a Showโ€™ on Netflix, which worked as a career booster for him. Besides that, throughout his active industry career, he has featured in various popular films and television shows. No one can replace his contribution to the industry.

To honour the untimely legendary comic of Norm Macdonald, Turtle Quotes has been rounded by some of the best Norm Macdonald quotes. Letโ€™s read these quotes and celebrate his contribution to the industry!


Norm Macdonald Funny Quotes

Norm Macdonald will always be remembered as one of the greatest comedians of all time. His funniest appearances and greatest jokes are unforgettable. Here are Norm Macdonald funny quotes.

โ€œA lot of people think Iโ€™m difficult to work with. Itโ€™s not like I really want to do that much stuff, so it doesnโ€™t really matter. I guess Iโ€™m somewhat difficult when it comes to comedy.โ€

NORM MACDONALD

โ€œI could not ignore their withering glances. They looked at me the way real vampires look at Count Chocula.โ€

NORM MACDONALD

โ€œI like doing a funny show where I donโ€™t have to act and fall in love with a girl.โ€ย 

NORM MACDONALD

โ€œI just like doing standup, thatโ€™s all Iโ€™m interested in or good at.โ€

NORM MACDONALD

โ€œI donโ€™t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, itโ€™s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.โ€

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Norm Macdonald Funny Quotes
โ€œComedy is surprises, so if youโ€™re intending to make somebody laugh and they donโ€™t laugh, thatโ€™s funny.โ€

Best Norm Macdonald Quotes

Here is a list of best Norm Macdonald quotes and sayings to read and share with your friends and family. Letโ€™s remember Macdonaldโ€™s brilliance in his life!

โ€œAs long as the red dice are in the air, the gambler has hope. And hope is a wonderful thing to be addicted to.โ€

NORM MACDONALD

โ€œIn terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. Thatโ€™s how you know who the best player is.โ€

NORM MACDONALD

โ€œStand-up has the best writers because itโ€™s the hardest writing by a million miles.โ€

NORM MACDONALD

โ€œIt got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.โ€

NORM MACDONALD

ย โ€œI have always loved Las Vegas. Itโ€™s a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.โ€ย 

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Best Norm Macdonald Quotes
โ€œI always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.โ€

โ€œI like to do talk show appearances where I get to just be myself, and I do stand-up where I can completely be myself. Thatโ€™s what Iโ€™ve always loved the most, of anything.โ€

NORM MACDONALD

โ€œI would love to stay at SNL forever. But you canโ€™t stay in the same place. People think youโ€™re a loser.โ€

NORM MACDONALD

โ€œIf youโ€™re watching a comedian on television and heโ€™s making a political point, I would say heโ€™s gotten too serious.โ€

NORM MACDONALD

โ€œThe beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.โ€

NORM MACDONALD

โ€œIf you cannot patiently bear correction, endeavor to avoid fault.โ€œ

NORM MACDONALD
Best Norm Macdonald Quotes
โ€œLiberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.โ€

โ€œViolent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.โ€

NORM MACDONALD

โ€œWe advise others better than ourselves.โ€

NORM MACDONALD

โ€œIt is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.โ€œ

NORM MACDONALD

โ€œIf you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.โ€œ

NORM MACDONALD

โ€œProper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.โ€

NORM MACDONALD
Best Norm Macdonald Quotes
โ€œHypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.โ€

โ€œIt got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.โ€

NORM MACDONALD

โ€œYeah man, they call gambling a disease, but itโ€™s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.โ€ย 

NORM MACDONALD

โ€œAs long as the red dice are in the air, the gambler has hope. And hope is a wonderful thing to be addicted to.โ€˜

NORM MACDONALD

Norm Macdonald Quotes on Cancer

Norm Macdonald may not have the biggest career, but he had the most memorable career. He always focused on making the world laugh. Even during the tough years of his life, he never stopped working. Check out Norm Macdonald quotes on the career.

โ€œWhen I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that thatโ€™s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.โ€ย 

NORM MACDONALD

โ€œWhen I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that thatโ€™s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.โ€œ

NORM MACDONALD
Norm Macdonald Quotes on Cancer
โ€œIโ€™m pretty sure, I m not a doctor, but Iโ€™m pretty sure if you die cancer dies at the same time. Thatโ€™s not a loss. Thatโ€™s a draw.โ€

Born and raised in Quebec City, Quebec, in a family of teachers, Norm Macdonald chose journalism and broadcasting television as his career. He started standup comedy in clubs in the 1980s, and because of his excellence and comic timing, he landed on the Star Search show as a contestant. From then, there was no looking back for him.

These were some of the best Norm Macdonald quotes and sayings. We hope you like these quotes. Which one out of our list is your favourite? Tell us in the comment section.

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Curated by: Vayuna Shandilya

Naveen Kumar is a writer and has a thing for collecting quotes and sharing them with people. Naveen is a space enthusiast. When he is not spreading good vibes or motivating people through quotes, you can find him sipping coffee while reading classic literature or on a long road drive.

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