Exploring 37 Deep, Meaningful, and Funny Lucifer Quotes for a Touch of Wit and Wisdom

Last updated on March 6th, 2024 at 10:22 am

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Lucifer is an American TV show directed by the renowned Tom Kapinos. The show features Tom Ellis as Lucifer Morningstar and Lauren German as Chloe Decker, the two main lead characters of the show. It is based on a character from the comic book series “The Sandman”, published by DC Comics. It has received critical acclaim for showing the devil’s strength along with his vulnerabilities. This aspect has been one of the standing points that has led to the show’s success. 

Lucifer is an angel who decides to take a vacation on Earth after being banished to hell to serve as a Lord for centuries. He meets an LAPD homicide detective, Chloe Decker, on Earth, and he is intrigued by her compassionate nature. This makes him wonder whether to continue being evil or give in to the temptation to switch to the good side.

Tom Ellis’s portrayal of the character has made the audience fall in love with the devil and made them relate to the problems he faces on his vacation on Earth. Check out some of these funny and deep Lucifer quotes. 

Funny Lucifer Quotes

The show has a mix of everything, with humour at the forefront. Take a look at some witty and funny Lucifer quotes from the show that tickled everyone’s funny bones.

“If You Finish That Sentence, I Will Punch You In Your ‘Mysterious Ways.”

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

“You Know, High School Reunion’s A Very Popular Torture In Hell.”

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

“Careful. Too Much Tequila Can Bring The Devil Out Of Anyone.”

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

“Children Are Hideous Little Creatures. Terrible, Taxing Burdens.”

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

“A Devil Emoji? That’s It. I’m Speaking To A Copyright Lawyer Today.”

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

“Trust me, a church confessional has nothing compared to pillow talk.”

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

“Take a swing…you’ll have splinters in your stool.”

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

 “It’s always the ones you least suspect, the ones you trust the most, that hurt you. They wait until your guard is down and then wham! In my case, it was tequila.”

ELLA LOPEZ

“I mean, God works in mysterious ways. So you just got to believe that when he crushes your nuts, He does it for a reason.”

ELLA LOPEZ

“Sorry if it’s a bit chilly. Most people think I burn hot. It’s actually quite the opposite.”

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

Deep Lucifer Quotes

Despite the hilarious aspects, there were some intense moments in the show that was extremely thought-provoking. During Lucifer’s therapy sessions with Linda Martin, he realizes that things aren’t as lucid as he used to think. Take a look at some of the deep lucifer quotes exchanged between the characters to express different emotions in the show.

“When angels fall, they also… rise.”

LINDA MARTIN

“I find people who are rude usually feel powerless in their own lives. Terrified of not being in control.”

LINDA MARTIN

“We might not always understand it, but God has a plan.”

FATHER FRANK

 “Sometimes we need to lose something before we can understand its value.”

LINDA MARTIN

“People don’t arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions.“

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

“People don’t have power over us. We give it to them.”

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

“The best thing to do is always to follow your greatest desire.”

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

“I find that people make Los Angeles their home for one of two reasons. Either they’re running from something, or looking for something.”

LINDA MARTIN

“When in doubt, go with the classics. That’s what I always say.”

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

“I refuse to be a scapegoat for which something I bear no responsibility. It’s a theme in my life.” 

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

“Emotions are hard, but that’s why they make you strong.” 

LINDA MARTIN

“We need the most love when we’re being most unlovable.”

AMENADIEL

“We all need someone to have our backs every now and then.” 

DAN ESPINOZA

“I don’t think it’s right to base my faith on if everything is good…and unicorns and ice cream.” 

ELLA LOPEZ

“No matter how bad things get, the true test is how we choose to respond to the pain. We suffer, or inflict.”

AMENADIEL

“You have to stop taking responsibility for things that you can’t control.” 

CHLOE DECKER

“Life’s too short to hold grudges.”

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

Chloe and Lucifer Quotes

Lucifer and Chloe start as colleagues who become friends and eventually fall in love. As the show progresses, they fall in and out of love. Despite the circumstances, they still decide to stick together. Below are some of the heartfelt Lucifer and Chloe quotes exchanged when they came on screen together.

“It’s better to move forward than stay stuck in the past.”

CHLOE DECKER

“We can’t control what happens to us only how it affects us and the choices we make.”

CHLOE DECKER

“My First Love Was Never Eve. It Was You, Chloe. It Always Has Been.”

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

“Why do humans think they can rectify one evil with another?”

CHLOE DECKER

The devil’s journey shows how he finally comes into his own and has been portrayed beautifully. The path of self-discovery that goes through the ups and downs shows that no one has everything figured out, not even God’s son.

In the final season, Lucifer continues his journey of becoming better. The growth of the character has been shown across the seasons. A story that began with an impulsive celestial who resented his parents became a story about an evolved character who learns to look at things differently. Lucifer develops himself with the help of the amazing characters that surround him through the seasons.

He kept changing, leaving his evil behind and becoming his true angelic self. If you haven’t watched the show yet, we strongly recommend that you do and share your experience with us. For those who have watched it, do let us know about your favourite moments from the show in the comments section.

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