37 Deep Meaningful and Funny Lucifer Quotes

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Lucifer is an American TV show directed by the renowned Tom Kapinos. The show features Tom Ellis as Lucifer Morningstar and Lauren German as Chloe Decker, the two main lead characters of the show. It is based on a character from the comic book series āThe Sandmanā, published by DC Comics. It has received critical acclaim for showing the devilās strength along with his vulnerabilities. This aspect has been one of the standing points that has led to the showās success.Ā
Lucifer is an angel who decides to take a vacation on Earth after being banished to hell to serve as a Lord for centuries. He meets an LAPD homicide detective, Chloe Decker, on Earth, and he is intrigued by her compassionate nature. This makes him wonder whether to continue being evil or give in to the temptation to switch to the good side.
Tom Ellisās portrayal of the character has made the audience fall in love with the devil and made them relate to the problems he faces on his vacation on Earth.Ā Check out some of these funny and deep Lucifer quotes.Ā
Funny Lucifer Quotes
The show has a mix of everything, with humour at the forefront. Take a look at some witty and funny Lucifer quotes from the show that tickled everyoneās funny bones.
āIf You Finish That Sentence, I Will Punch You In Your āMysterious Ways.ā
LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR
āYou Know, High School ReunionāsĀ AĀ Very Popular Torture In Hell.ā
LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR
āCareful.Ā TooĀ MuchĀ Tequila CanĀ BringĀ TheĀ DevilĀ OutĀ OfĀ Anyone.ā
LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR
āChildren Are Hideous Little Creatures. Terrible, Taxing Burdens.ā
LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR
āA Devil Emoji? Thatās It. Iām Speaking ToĀ AĀ Copyright Lawyer Today.ā
LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

āTrust me, a church confessional has nothing compared to pillow talk.ā
LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR
āTake a swingā¦youāll have splinters in your stool.ā
LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR
Ā āItās always the ones you least suspect, the ones you trust the most, that hurt you. They wait until your guard is down and then wham! In my case, it was tequila.ā
ELLA LOPEZ
āI mean, God works in mysterious ways. So you just got to believe that when he crushes your nuts, He does it for a reason.ā
ELLA LOPEZ
āSorry if itās a bit chilly. Most people think I burn hot. Itās actually quite the opposite.ā
LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

Deep Lucifer Quotes
Despite the hilarious aspects, there were some intense moments in the show that was extremely thought-provoking. During Luciferās therapy sessions with Linda Martin, he realizes that things arenāt as lucid as he used to think. Take a look at some of the deep lucifer quotes exchanged between the characters to express different emotions in the show.
āWhen angels fall, they also⦠rise.ā
LINDA MARTIN
āI find people who are rude usually feel powerless in their own lives. Terrified of not being in control.ā
LINDA MARTIN
āWe might not always understand it, but God has a plan.ā
FATHER FRANK
Ā āSometimes we need to lose something before we can understand its value.ā
LINDA MARTIN
āPeople donāt arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions.ā
LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

āPeople donāt have power over us. We give it to them.ā
LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR
āThe best thing to do is always to follow your greatest desire.ā
LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR
āI find that people make Los Angeles their home for one of two reasons. Either theyāre running from something, or looking for something.ā
LINDA MARTIN
āWhen in doubt, go with the classics. Thatās what I always say.ā
LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR
āI refuse to be a scapegoat for which something I bear no responsibility. Itās a theme in my life.āĀ
LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

āEmotions are hard, but thatās why they make you strong.āĀ
LINDA MARTIN
āWe need the most loveĀ when weāre being most unlovable.ā
AMENADIEL
āWe all need someone to have our backs every now and then.āĀ
DAN ESPINOZA
āI donāt think itās right to base my faith on if everything is goodā¦and unicorns and ice cream.āĀ
ELLA LOPEZ
āNo matter how bad things get, the true test is how we choose to respond to the pain. We suffer, or inflict.ā
AMENADIEL

āYou have to stop taking responsibility for things that you canāt control.āĀ
CHLOE DECKER
āLifeās too short to hold grudges.ā
LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR
Chloe and Lucifer Quotes
Lucifer and Chloe start as colleagues who become friends and eventually fall in love. As the show progresses, they fall in and out of love. Despite the circumstances, they still decide to stick together. Below are some of the heartfelt Lucifer and Chloe quotes exchanged when they came on screen together.
āItās better to move forward thanĀ stay stuck in the past.ā
CHLOE DECKER
āWe canāt control what happens to us only how it affects us and the choices we make.ā
CHLOE DECKER
āMy First Love Was Never Eve. It Was You, Chloe. It Always Has Been.ā
LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

āWhy do humans think they can rectify one evil with another?ā
CHLOE DECKER
The devilās journey shows how he finallyĀ comes into his own and has been portrayed beautifully.Ā The path of self-discovery that goes through the ups and downs shows that no one has everything figured out, not even Godās son.
In the final season, Lucifer continues his journey of becoming better. The growth of the character has been shown across the seasons. A story that began with an impulsive celestial who resented his parents became a story about an evolved character who learns to look at things differently. Lucifer develops himself with the help of the amazing characters that surround him through the seasons. He kept changing, leaving his evil behind and becoming his true angelic self. If you havenāt watched the show yet, we strongly recommend that you do and share your experience with us. For those who have watched it, do let us know about your favourite moments from the show in the comments section.
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