60 Funny Letterkenny Quotes About Coach, Quebec & More
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Created by Jared Keeso, Letterkenny is a Canadian television sitcom that made its debut on February 7, 2016. It first began as a YouTube series called “Letterkenny Problems.” but was commissioned as a television series in March 2015. The show revolves around the people of Letterkenny, which is a small fictional rural community in Ontario, Canada. The main focus of this series is siblings Wayne and Katy, who run a farm and produce stand with help from Wayne’s friends, Daryl and Squirrely Dan.
Since its debut, the show has become one of the best sitcoms due to its wittiness and creativity. It highlights the small problems faced by the people of Letterkenny. Unlike most other sitcoms, Letterkenny is realistic most of the time, which makes it relatable to most. Today, let’s look at some of the best one-liners from the show and find out why the dialogues from Letterkenny are far better than any other sitcom.
Let’s jump into the quotes without wasting much time!
Funny Letterkenny Quotes
Letterkenny is one of the funniest shows ever. The best thing about Letterkenny dialogues is that the more we think about them, the funnier we find them. Every quote contains some wittiness and humor inside it. Here are some of the Funny Letterkenny quotes to make your day.
“I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow?”
DARYL
“You came to after having a bar fight. Felt like you got hit by a car, right? But your pal had your back, went on the attack, but it turned off his gal like a night light.”
DARYL
“…I’m too fat to run.”
SQUIRRELLY DAN
“Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s?”
JONESY
“You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.”
WAYNE
“You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.”
DARYL
“Legen-Dary.”
DARYL
“Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!”
SQUIRRELY DAN
“Hard no.”
WAYNE
“Make sure you use that sunscreen ‘cause it’s a great day for hay.”
GAIL
“You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.”
WAYNE
“Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?”
REILLY
“I’m so upset about my perennials.”
SQUIRRELY DAN
“That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.”
KATY
“Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.”
SQUIRRELY DAN
“Your Mom just liked my Instagram post from two years ago in Puerta Vallarta.”
SHORESY
“Tell your mom to top off the cell phone she bought me so I can FaceTime her late night!”
SHORESY
Wayne Letterkenny Quotes
Wayne is a hardworking farmer and is the de facto leader of the Hicks or farmers. He is the toughest guy in Letterkenny, and we can notice it when he says his things. Let’s have a look at some of his best quotes.
“Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er.”
WAYNE
“Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.”
WAYNE
“You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.”
WAYNE
“You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?”
WAYNE
“You know not to be impolite but sometimes a gal will do some kissing on the ears. Which makes me uncomfortable because even though I clean my ears, sometimes a tater will just roll out of there unexpected.”
WAYNE
“Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.”
WAYNE
“The bottom inch of a beer bottle is 50% spit”
WAYNE
“Not my pig, not my farm.”
WAYNE
“What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots?”
WAYNE
“You’re softer than a Cinnabon sampler.”
WAYNE
“If I’m an ant I’m operating the seadoo with my antennae.”
WAYNE
“A gal at the bar said she liked how your pants fit but she said it in a baby voice and really she can do that on her own time.”
WAYNE
“There’s something really pervy about that word ‘taste.’”
WAYNE
“I’ll spell with you any day of the week and I suggest you let that one marinate.”
WAYNE
“People should only get hammered together, so that you never have to see how obnoxious your friends actually are.”
WAYNE
“You trying to sneak a sunrise past a rooster, Tanis?”
WAYNE
“You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.”
WAYNE
Letterkenny Canadian Geese Quotes
A Fuss At The Golf Course is one of Letterkenny’s funniest episodes. The Hicks and McMurrays, in this episode, defend the majestic Canadian Goose and lose the limits of comedy. Here are the best quotes from that episode.
“You wanna know what? You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.”
WAYNE
“Lions is lucky Canada Gooses don’t migrate to Africa. Then they’d be’s extinct.”
DAN
“Don’t you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York ’cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine?”
WAYNE
“It’s ’cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!”
WAYNE
Letterkenny Quebec Quotes
Another hilarious episode from Letterkenny is where the hicks go for ice fishing in Quebec. They meet their French-Canadian counterparts followed by limitless comedy.
“You’d trust somebody who wears sunglasses at night?”
DAN
“I loves fishin’ in kwee-bec.”
DAN
“Great fishin’ in kyu-bec!”
WAYNE
“Who doesn’t love fishin’ in kay-bec?”
KATY
Letterkenny Coach Quotes
Coach, a recurring character on Letterkenny, is an antagonist of Reily and Jonesy. He faced ten losses in a row and is also known for his short and explosive temper. Let’s have a look at the things he is capable of saying when he is angry.
“We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.”
COACH
“Did little Natisha take your last Halloween Oreo?? You didn’t get a chance to say goodbye to that delicious orange frosting?”
COACH
“I have never been less embarrassed in all my life.”
COACH
More Letterkenny Quotes
Letterkenny is mainly known for his witty dialogues, so it is hard to find the best quotes from the whole series. So, this section contains the most loved quotes by the fans from the show.
“Hey! He said simmers down so simmers down! Why don’t you go eat some tartares ya snail sucking mime lovers?!”
SQUIRRELY DAN
“Something about that old goat just really grinds my pepper.”
GAIL
“Look if you are coming, come correct.”
GAIL
“You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.”
WAYNE
“I need to give you one more chance to retract, no questions asked. Before this conversation becomes a confrontation.”
GAIL
Letterkenny is inspired by real-life and contains realistic plots. Despite it being region-specific, the show has won the hearts of foreign lands and is increasing its popularity everywhere. The show maintains real-life issues while providing humor and does not lose its realisticity. The show is now the most popular Canadian show, thanks to the actors who have put their hearts into the characters.
Thanks to its consistency, it has successfully provided entertainment even during the Covid times. It has dealt with many people’s stress. Making people laugh is one of the hardest things to do, and Letterkenny has nailed the job. If you have watched the show, we are sure you are already in love with it. But if you are one of those who are yet to watch this masterpiece, prepare to get teary eyes because of laughter. Do not forget to share our article with your sitcom-loving friends.
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