60 Funny Letterkenny Quotes About Coach, Quebec & More

60 Funny Letterkenny Quotes About Coach, Quebec & More

Last updated on January 5th, 2024 at 10:47 am

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Created by Jared Keeso, Letterkenny is a Canadian television sitcom that made its debut on February 7, 2016. It first began as a YouTube series called โ€œLetterkenny Problems.โ€ but was commissioned as a television series in March 2015. The show revolves around the people of Letterkenny, which is a small fictional rural community in Ontario, Canada. The main focus of this series is siblings Wayne and Katy, who run a farm and produce stand with help from Wayneโ€™s friends, Daryl and Squirrely Dan.

Since its debut, the show has become one of the best sitcoms due to its wittiness and creativity. It highlights the small problems faced by the people of Letterkenny. Unlike most other sitcoms, Letterkenny is realistic most of the time, which makes it relatable to most. Today, letโ€™s look at some of the best one-liners from the show and find out why the dialogues from Letterkenny are far better than any other sitcom.

Letโ€™s jump into the quotes without wasting much time!

Funny Letterkenny Quotes

Letterkenny is one of the funniest shows ever. The best thing about Letterkenny dialogues is that the more we think about them, the funnier we find them. Every quote contains some wittiness and humor inside it. Here are some of the Funny Letterkenny quotes to make your day.

โ€œI see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow?โ€

DARYL

โ€œYou came to after having a bar fight. Felt like you got hit by a car, right? But your pal had your back, went on the attack, but it turned off his gal like a night light.โ€

DARYL

โ€œโ€ฆIโ€™m too fat to run.โ€

SQUIRRELLY DAN

โ€œNice onesie. Does it come in menโ€™s?โ€ย 

JONESY

โ€œYou wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isnโ€™t, so youโ€™re just gonna have to keep picking โ€˜em off with a .22.โ€

WAYNE
Funny Letterkenny Quotes
โ€œThis eau de toilette is enchantingly refreshing on summer days like this.โ€

โ€œYou knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking โ€˜em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.โ€

DARYL

โ€œLegen-Dary.โ€

DARYL

โ€œYour sisterโ€™s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!โ€

SQUIRRELY DAN

โ€œHard no.โ€

WAYNE

โ€œMake sure you use that sunscreen โ€˜cause itโ€™s a great day for hay.โ€

GAIL
Funny Letterkenny Quotes
โ€œWe need backup, boys.โ€

โ€œYou naturally care for a companionship, but I guess thereโ€™s a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.โ€

WAYNE

โ€œOh, cโ€™mon, whereโ€™s your jam, bud?โ€

REILLY

โ€œIโ€™m so upset about my perennials.โ€ย 

SQUIRRELY DAN

โ€œThat was well brought up. Too bad you werenโ€™t.โ€ย 

KATY

โ€œYeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.โ€

SQUIRRELY DAN
Funny Letterkenny Quotes
โ€œJonesy your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you.โ€

โ€œYour Mom just liked my Instagram post from two years ago in Puerta Vallarta.โ€

SHORESY

โ€œTell your mom to top off the cell phone she bought me so I can FaceTime her late night!โ€

SHORESY

Wayne Letterkenny Quotes

Wayne is a hardworking farmer and is the de facto leader of the Hicks or farmers. He is the toughest guy in Letterkenny, and we can notice it when he says his things. Letโ€™s have a look at some of his best quotes.

โ€œPitter patter, letโ€™s get at โ€˜er.โ€

WAYNE

โ€œTimโ€™s, McDonaldโ€™s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And thatโ€™s your whole world right there.โ€

WAYNE

โ€œYou look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.โ€

WAYNE
Wayne Letterkenny Quotes
โ€œLetโ€™s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™re made of spare parts, arenโ€™t you, bud?โ€

WAYNE

โ€œYou know not to be impolite but sometimes a gal will do some kissing on the ears. Which makes me uncomfortable because even though I clean my ears, sometimes a tater will just roll out of there unexpected.โ€

WAYNE

โ€œOh, come on, kitten. I wonโ€™t tell anyone.โ€

WAYNE

โ€œThe bottom inch of a beer bottle is 50% spitโ€ย 

WAYNE

โ€œNot my pig, not my farm.โ€

WAYNE
Wayne Letterkenny Quotes
โ€œYouโ€™re a cup of baby carrots.โ€

โ€œWhatโ€™s up with your body hair, you big shoots?โ€

WAYNE

โ€œYouโ€™re softer than a Cinnabon sampler.โ€

WAYNE

โ€œIf Iโ€™m an ant Iโ€™m operating the seadoo with my antennae.โ€

WAYNE

โ€œA gal at the bar said she liked how your pants fit but she said it in a baby voice and really she can do that on her own time.โ€

WAYNE

โ€œThereโ€™s something really pervy about that word โ€˜taste.โ€™โ€

WAYNE
Wayne Letterkenny Quotes
โ€œGet off the cross, we need the wood.โ€

โ€œIโ€™ll spell with you any day of the week and I suggest you let that one marinate.โ€

WAYNE

โ€œPeople should only get hammered together, so that you never have to see how obnoxious your friends actually are.โ€

WAYNE

โ€œYou trying to sneak a sunrise past a rooster, Tanis?โ€

WAYNE

โ€œYouโ€™d best be preparinโ€™ for a Donny Brook if you think Iโ€™m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.โ€

WAYNE

Letterkenny Canadian Geese Quotes

A Fuss At The Golf Courseย is one of Letterkennyโ€™s funniest episodes. The Hicks and McMurrays, in this episode, defend the majestic Canadian Goose and lose the limits of comedy. Here are the best quotes from that episode.ย 

โ€œYou wanna know what? You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.โ€

WAYNE
Letterkenny Canadian Geese Quotes
โ€œYou better fix that divot โ€™cause Canada Gooses would fix it for you.โ€

โ€œLions is lucky Canada Gooses donโ€™t migrate to Africa. Then theyโ€™d beโ€™s extinct.โ€

DAN

โ€œDonโ€™t you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York โ€™cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine?โ€

WAYNE

โ€œItโ€™s โ€™cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!โ€

WAYNE

Letterkenny Quebec Quotes

Another hilarious episode from Letterkenny is where the hicks go for ice fishing in Quebec. They meet their French-Canadian counterparts followed by limitless comedy.

โ€œYouโ€™d trust somebody who wears sunglasses at night?โ€

DAN

โ€œI loves fishinโ€™ in kwee-bec.โ€

DAN
Letterkenny Quebec Quotes
โ€œItโ€™s a great day for sleighing.โ€

โ€œGreat fishinโ€™ in kyu-bec!โ€

WAYNE

โ€œWho doesnโ€™t love fishinโ€™ in kay-bec?โ€

KATY

Letterkenny Coach Quotes

Coach, a recurring character on Letterkenny, is an antagonist of Reily and Jonesy. He faced ten losses in a row and is also known for his short and explosive temper. Letโ€™s have a look at the things he is capable of saying when he is angry.

โ€œWe only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your momโ€™s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.โ€

COACH

โ€œDid little Natisha take your last Halloween Oreo?? You didnโ€™t get a chance to say goodbye to that delicious orange frosting?โ€

COACH

โ€œI have never been less embarrassed in all my life.โ€

COACH

More Letterkenny Quotes

Letterkenny is mainly known for his witty dialogues, so it is hard to find the best quotes from the whole series. So, this section contains the most loved quotes by the fans from the show.

More Letterkenny Quotes
โ€œIf I was a Dr. Seuss book, Iโ€™d be The Fat in the Hat.โ€

โ€œHey! He said simmers down so simmers down! Why donโ€™t you go eat some tartares ya snail sucking mime lovers?!โ€

SQUIRRELY DAN

โ€œSomething about that old goat just really grinds my pepper.โ€

GAIL

โ€œLook if you are coming, come correct.โ€

GAIL

โ€œYou stopped toe curlinโ€™ in the hot tub โ€˜cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and youโ€™ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.โ€

WAYNE

โ€œI need to give you one more chance to retract, no questions asked. Before this conversation becomes a confrontation.โ€

GAIL
More Letterkenny Quotes
โ€œThe stupidest thing I ever heard in my life is that a baby is smart.โ€

Letterkenny is inspired by real-life and contains realistic plots. Despite it being region-specific, the show has won the hearts of foreign lands and is increasing its popularity everywhere. The show maintains real-life issues while providing humor and does not lose its realisticity. The show is now the most popular Canadian show, thanks to the actors who have put their hearts into the characters.

Thanks to its consistency, it has successfully provided entertainment even during the Covid times. It has dealt with many peopleโ€™s stress. Making people laugh is one of the hardest things to do, and Letterkenny has nailed the job. If you have watched the show, we are sure you are already in love with it. But if you are one of those who are yet to watch this masterpiece, prepare to get teary eyes because of laughter. Do not forget to share our article with your sitcom-loving friends.

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Naveen Kumar is a writer and has a thing for collecting quotes and sharing them with people. Naveen is a space enthusiast. When he is not spreading good vibes or motivating people through quotes, you can find him sipping coffee while reading classic literature or on a long road drive.

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