Top 50 Funny Hypocrite Quotes With Images

Top 50 Funny Hypocrite Quotes With Images

Last updated on January 3rd, 2024 at 12:38 pm

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Everyone is prone to hypocrisy at some point in time in their lives, and upholding one’s standards of morality may be challenging. Hypocrites are generally regarded as the worst people in society. To live a truly virtuous life, we must be ready to reject any hypocrisy and hold ourselves to an extremely high moral standard. Establishing honest connections and embracing yourself and others is the first step towards a more natural way of living. It will morally strengthen all the relationships and add a new sense of value.

Check out these hypocrite quotes that will expose your hypocritical tendencies and inspire you to live a life of integrity and honesty.

Hypocrite People Quotes

Fear and poor self-esteem are the foundation of hypocrisy. We use hypocrisy to avoid acknowledging our weaknesses and identifying our role in them. Check out our list of hypocrite people quotes.

“Often those that criticise others reveal what he himself lacks.”

SHANNON L. ALDER

“Those who make use of devotion as a means and end generally are hypocrites.”

JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE

“People would say bad things about you, because it is the only way their insignificant self can feel better than you.”

ANONYMOUS

“I was not a hypocrite, with one real face and several false ones. I had several faces because I was young and didn’t know who I was or wanted to be.”

MILAN KUNDERA

A hypocrite is more dangerous than a dishonest man. A dishonest man deceives and cheats, and a hypocrite betrays and swindles.


DR T.P CHIA
Hypocrite People Quotes
“The only vice that cannot be forgiven is hypocrisy. The repentance of a hypocrite is itself hypocrisy.”

Everyone wants the truth but no one wants to be honest.

ANONYMOUS

Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

WILSON MIZNER

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARe

Counting other people’s sins, does not make you saint.”

HUSSEIN NISHAH

People are quick to judge, but slow to correct themselves.”

ANONYMOUS
Hypocrite People Quotes
“The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity.”

“There are three signs of a hypocrite: when he speaks he speaks lies, when he makes a promise he breaks it, and when he is trusted he betrays his trust.”

ANONYMOUS

Truth without love is brutality, and love without truth is hypocrisy.

ANONYMOUS

The self-righteous scream judgements against others to hide the noise of skeletons dancing in their own closets.

JOHN MARK GREEN

 “I think I wear my hypocrisy on my sleeve. I would never say I’m not a complete hypocrite.”

ANONYMOUS

“Some people’s blameless lives are to blame for a good deal.” 

ANONYMOUS
Hypocrite People Quotes
“To win the people, always cook them some savory that pleases them.”

Only crime and the criminal, it is true, confront us with the perplexity of radical evil; but only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.” 

HANNAH ARENDT

“Hypocrisy has its own elegant symmetry.”

JULIE METZ

Compassion is a lifetime business. You can’t say something like, ‘I will have compassion on Monday, Thursdays, and Fridays only. But for the rest, I will be cruel.’ That is hypocrisy.

ISREALMORE AYIVOR

The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity.”

ANONYMOUS

There has never been a truly selfless rebel, just hypocrites conscious hypocrites or unconscious hypocrites, it’s all the same.

ANONYMOUS

Funny Hypocrite Quotes

Because of their meaningless arguments and logic, hypocrites may sometimes come off as funny and hilarious. Check out these funny hypocrite quotes for more!

Funny Hypocrite Quotes
“No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it.”

In all ages hypocrites, called priests, have put crowns on the heads of thieves, called kings.”

ANONYMOUS

“If Satan ever laughs, it must be at hypocrites; they are the greatest dupes he has; they serve him better than any others, and receive no wages.”

ANONYMOUS

“The only vice that cannot be forgiven is hypocrisy.”

ANONYMOUS

Hypocrisy is not generally a social sin, but a virtue.”

ANONYMOUS

I can’t believe this – both of my boyfriends are cheating on me.

ANONYMOUS
Funny Hypocrite Quotes
“He does not believe that does not live according to his belief.”

The lamb misused breeds public strife

And yet forgives the butcher’s knife.”

 WILLIAM BLAKE

 “The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual, crime.”

MAX STIRNER

“Dont get mad if i pull a you on you.”

ANONYMOUS

“I hate when people say they hate someone, then they go and hangout with them.”

ANONYMOUS

“If a girl says, ‘I hate drama,’ there is a 99% chance she is a huge drama queen.”

ANONYMOUS
Funny Hypocrite Quotes
“They are not all saints who use holy water.”

“Even if a log stays in water for decades, it can never change to a crocodile.”

ANONYMOUS

“I do not believe in hypocrisy.”

ANONYMOUS

Hypocrite Friends Quotes

A hypocrite friend will be with us for their benefit, they are parasites. They stick to us as long as we serve their purposes. They will share a good relationship with us when we are helpful to them and leave us when we are in trouble. Read these hypocrite friends quotes for more!

“Someone who smiles too much with you can sometimes frown too much with you at your back.”

ANONYMOUS

“It makes no sense to try to extend a friendship that was only meant to be a season into a lifetime.

ANONYMOUS

“A fake friend is the biggest enemy, leave your bad and trustless people whoever comes to you only for work.”

ANONYMOUS
Hypocrite Friends Quotes
“Friends are supposed to make you feel better about yourself. Just remember that. “

“Be very careful of who you share your problem with, remember that not every friend that smiles at you is your best friend.”

ANONYMOUS

“An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an hypocrite friend will wound your mind.” 

ANONYMOUS

“Don’t tell me what they say about me. Tell me why they feel comfortable telling you.”

ANONYMOUS

“You used to mean the world to me and now I can’t trust a single word that comes out of your mouth.”

ANONYMOUS

“Family is where you’re meant to be most free. Don’t let blood chain you down.”

ANONYMOUS
Hypocrite Friends Quotes
“The black sheep blazes the trail for other family members to follow when they finally see the wolf.”

“Practice what you preach or change your speech.”

ANONYMOUS

“And what sort of lives do these people, who post as being moral, lead themselves? My dear fellow, you forget that we are in the native land of the hypocrite.”

OSCAR WILDE

Nothing is worse than pretending to be someone you’re not.  When hypocrites enter our lives, it’s easy to be hurt, leading to a mistrust of many people. However, the fact is that hypocrisy has become a regular part of human nature. So we believe we need to sometimes overlook hypocrites and focus on our own goals.

We hope you enjoyed our list of hypocrisy quotes. You can also check out these 50 Relationship Hurt Quotes About Life, Love And More.

Ajit Pandey graduated in Electronics & Communications Engineering and really loves being a good leader. When he's not doing tech stuff, he enjoys hanging out at swimming pools and going on hiking trails. Ajit writes cool articles and quotes about lots of different things he's into, giving you smart and inspiring ideas. Check out what he says for a cool view on both tech and life's adventures.

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