40 Inspirational & Funny SpongeBob Quotes About Life And Friendship

40 Inspirational & Funny SpongeBob Quotes About Life And Friendship

Last updated on January 3rd, 2024 at 10:42 am

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SpongeBob SquarePants, or SpongeBob, is an animated television series for kids created by Stephen McDannell Hillenburg. The series revolves around the fictional marine world called Bikini Bottom, where the main character, SpongeBob, lives with his aquatic friends such as Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, etc. It was among the highest-rated and most profitable series of Nickelodeon.

The SpongeBob series also inspired three feature films. It has won numerous awards, such as eight Golden Reel Awards, four Emmy Awards, 18 Kids’ Choice Awards, etc.

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Let us read these inspirational and funny SpongeBob quotes about life and friendship!

Funny SpongeBob Quotes!

As SpongeBob SquarePants is a comedy series hence it was full of funny dialogues and conversations. Check out these funny SpongeBob quotes for more!

“His chops are too righteous. The helmets can’t handle this level of rock n’ roll! Karen, do something!”

Plankton

“A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.”

Spongebob

“We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!”

Patrick Star

“Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.”

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Funny SpongeBob Quotes
“Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!”

“Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz.”

Patrick Star

“The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time!”

Spongebob

“Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!”

Krabs

“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.”

Spongebob

“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…”

Patrick Star
Funny SpongeBob Quotes
“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”

SpongeBob Quotes About Life!

Besides being a comedy series it used to provide life lessons as well. Let us read these SpongeBob quotes about life for more!

“I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”

Spongebob

“Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.”

Sandy Cheeks

“If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.”

Spongebob

“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.”

Patrick Star

“No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.”

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SpongeBob Quotes About Life
“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.”

“It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.”

Mr. Krabs

“You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.”

Plankton

“Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.”

Spongebob

“This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is…ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.”

SpongeBob

“You never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.”

SpongeBob

SpongeBob Quotes About Friendship!

The residence of Bikini Bottom shared a strong friendly bond especially the friendship of Patrick Star and SpongeBob. Check out these SpongeBob quotes about friendship for more!

SpongeBob Quotes About Friendship!
“Knowledge cannot replace friendship.”

F is for friends who do stuff together!”

Spongebob

Who would want a friend as ugly as I am? They would! It makes them feel better about the way they look!”

Spongebob and Patrick Star

What do you usually do when I am gone? I wait for you to come back!”

Spongebob

If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.”

Spongebob

“I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.”

SpongeBob
SpongeBob Quotes About Friendship!
“Don’t you know a suspect is just a friend you haven’t cleared of charges yet?”

Inspirational SpongeBob Quotes!

The characters of SpongeBob have some words of inspiration for all of us. Check out!

“With imagination, you can be anything you want.”

Spongebob

“We don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination.”

SpongeBob

“And tonight, after my big promotion, we’re gonna party till we’re purple.”

SpongeBob

“My pants are on fire!…My underwear is on fire!…I’M ON FIRE!”

Krabs

“What could be better than serving up smiles?”

Spongebob
Inspirational SpongeBob Quotes!
“I’m ugly and I’m proud, I’m ugly and I’m proud, I’m ugly and I’m proud!”

“You’re not just an idiot, Patrick; you’re also my pal!”

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SpongeBob is the fifth-longest-running American animated series and is very popular among kids and even with teenagers. Their conversations were hilarious and used to preach about different aspects of life in a fun and light way.

I hope you enjoyed reading these SpongeBob quotes as much as you enjoyed watching the series, let us know your favourite quote in the comments below!

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Nitesh Kuchhal, an IIM Calcutta graduate, is more than an educator—he's a mentor. With a passion for leadership and entrepreneurship, and travel. He has explored over 20 countries. Beyond teaching, he dives into psychology and discusses social issues. Though he is not a history expert, he enjoys learning about it through books, adding a historical touch to his many interests.

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