50 Happy & Funny January Quotes To Welcome The New Year

50 Happy & Funny January Quotes To Welcome The New Year

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January month is a period of joy, happiness and positivity and reading January quotes, which are full of inspiration, are like a cherry on top of that. Many individuals, in this month, must be riding down their inspirational goals to kick start this first month with the new year’s resolution. Some might be planning to start their new chapter of this month by getting in shape, while others might see January as the month of radiant cool vibes of happiness, joy and productivity. 

The following January quotes will share some of the beautiful key takeaways that resonate with us throughout January month and will also share some features that are unique only with the month of January. 

So, let’s get started with some beautiful and inspirational January quotes which will help you to start this new year’s eve with a kick-blast. Enjoy!

Funny January Quotes

Despite being the coldest month of the year, January is still full of fun, joy and happiness. Here are some of the best funny January quotes that will fill your day with lots of smiles and positivity.

“January is the worst month. You are fat and broke from the holidays, paler than ever, and you can’t feel your own face when you walk outside.”

ANONYMOUS

“Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.”

DAVE BARRY

“Dear January, how is February? Please tell March that April said May will come before June, I heard July is getting married in August, how about September and her kids? Please send my greetings to October and don’t forget to tell November that all our fans reading this will end December in happy mood.”

ANONYMOUS

“I miss everything about Chicago, except January and February.”

GARY COLE

“Feeling a little blue in January is normal.”

MARILU HENNER
Funny January Quotes
“Nothing says January like a brand new Cold War.”

“Lots of people go mad in January. Not as many as in May, of course. Nor June. But January is your third most common month for madness.”

KAREN JOY

“January is the calendar’s ingrown hair.”

STEWART STAFFORD

“January looks forward to the new year and back to the old year. He sees past and future.”

M.L.STEDMAN

“If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.”

ROALD DAHL

“Dickensian poverty tends to occur after Christmas in January. For it is then, with pockets empty, diary decimated and larder bare, that the general populace sinks into a collective pauper’s hibernation until Valentine’s Day.”

STEWART STAFFORD
Funny January Quotes
“January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out.”

“January was a two-faced month, jangling like jester’s bells, crackling like snow crust, pure as any beginning, grim as an old man, mysteriously familiar yet unknown, like a word one can almost but not quite define.”

PATRICIA HIGHSMITH

January Inspirational Quotes

During January, many people are driving the inspirational waves to get themselves motivated and to set new goals and boundaries for the new coming year. Here are some of the best January inspirational quotes that will inspire you to achieve those goals easily.

“JANUARY, The first month of the year, a perfect time to start all over again, changing energies and deserting old moods, new beginnings, new attitudes.”

CHARMAINE J FORDE

“For last year’s words belong to last year’s language and next year’s words await another voice.”

T.S.ELIOT

“Every man should be born again on the first of January. Start with a fresh page.”

HENRY WARD BEECHER

“New year—a new chapter, new verse, or just the same old story? Ultimately we write it. The choice is ours.”

ALEX MORRITT
January Inspirational Quotes
“Tomorrow, is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.”

“There is always an opportunity to start again and again, if the old ways are not working last year, look for better ways of doing it in the new year and start again afresh.”

BAMIGBOYE OLUROTIMI

“New Year is a new morning and a new morning is a new opportunity and a new opportunity is a new path and finally a new path is a new richness!” 

MEHMET MURAT ILDAN

“Let us do something incredible this New Year: Let us try to see the world from the window of other cultures!”

MEHMET MURAT ILDAN

“Here is an unchanging truth valid for all the New Year’s: The more you believe in luck, the less successful you will be!”

MEHMET MURAT ILDAN

“Every year is a chess game. New Year is a new chess game! You make the right moves, you win the game!”

MEHMET MURAT ILDAN
January Inspirational Quotes
“Intention without action is an insult to those who expect the best from you.”

“Setting new year goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible.”

TONY ROBBINS

“A good new year goal is like a strenuous exercise — it makes you stretch.”

MARY KAY ASH

 “If you want to be happy, set a new year goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy and inspires your hopes.”

ANDREW CARNEGIE

“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”

C.S. LEWIS

January Birthday Quotes

May all your dreams come true as you celebrate this special new year with your birthday. Here are some January birthday quotes and birthday wishes for January born.

“I hope your birthday in January is just the beginning of a beautiful year for you, happy Birthday!”

ANONYMOUS
January Birthday Quotes
“You are an extraordinary person, today is your Birthday, and I wish you all the best for this new year.”

“Happy Birthday, dear, may the years not make you older but wiser, my best wishes on your birthday in the month of January.”

ANONYMOUS

“You are brave, very brave indeed, as you celebrate your birthday in January, I pray for you so that the blessings continue forever in your life. I pray that as the year begins again, everything that seems to be dead in your life begins to be renewed and come back. Amen. Happy Birthday.”

ANONYMOUS

“Can’t keep calm. It’s January and it’s your birthday.”

ANONYMOUS

“On this new year day, I have to thank your parents for giving you life and God for putting you in mine. Happy Birthday! “

ANONYMOUS

“One more year, one year less, the important thing is that today we celebrate your birthday in new year. Happy Birthday! “

ANONYMOUS
January Birthday Quotes
“Never stop celebrating because you brought a fair resolution to the lives of many on the day you were born.”

“Your wishes will come true because you are a dream of your parents come true on a new year’s day. Happy Birthday.”

ANONYMOUS

“January born Birthday means you are amazing and incredible enough to be synonymous with a happy new year.”

ANONYMOUS

“You must be on top of the world because you share birthdays with every beautiful birthday wish of January and a new year that is just beginning.”

ANONYMOUS

“You are a very enthusiastic person, you imagine positive things instead of negative things, this is what you are, and that is why I love you so much. You are a good and positive being. I pray for you so that this new year does not stop starting something new in your life. Amen.”

ANOYMOUS

Happy January Quotes

January brings lots of happiness, joy and prosperity to everyone’s life. So, here are some of the best happy January quotes to fill your life with loads of love and smiles.

“Happy January. First snow. Fresh start.”

ANONYMOUS
Happy January Quotes
“Happy January Everyone! PS: please be awesome.”

“Hello January, let’s make a fresh start. Happy January everyone.”

ANONYMOUS

“New month, new wishes!

Happy January.”

ANONYMOUS

“Happy January – Welcome to the month of new beginnings!”

ANONYMOUS

“Hello January, make my wishes come true.”

ANONYMOUS

“I love beginnings. If I were in charge of calendars, everyday would be January 1st. Happy January to everyone.”

ANONYMOUS
Happy January Quotes
“January is the perfect time to refocus on your priorities and set goals. Happy January.”

“Welcome January – a time of quiet and new beginnings – the perfect time to reflect on how you want to live your life.”

ANONYMOUS

“Happy January – No one ever regarded the first of January with indifference.”

ANONYMOUS

Some people love January because it relieves and comforts us from the hectic holiday season. While others dislike the effort it takes to begin again, whether that means going back to work, school, or simply starting a new calendar year. Whatever it is, there will never be a month like January which has a cool new vibe and feelings altogether that is only unique to this month.

We hope that you have loved reading January quotes. You can also check out these 60 Hello December Quotes To Welcome It With Love & Happiness!

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