45 Funny Beer Quotes For Instagram With Images

45 Funny Beer Quotes For Instagram With Images

Last updated on January 5th, 2024 at 01:06 pm

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Beer is more nutritious than any other alcoholic drink. Drinking beverages like beer reduces the risk of developing heart disease. It helps prevent kidney stones, lowers bad cholesterol, and increases the production of good cholesterol. Besides these benefits, drinking beer helps in reducing stress and anxiety and improves memory. Check out these beer quotes to know more about the exciting benefits of drinking beer.

Drinking beer symbolizes celebration, enjoyment, pleasure, happiness, and some of the best moments in our life. We have many fond memories of our college roommates drinking in the dorms or of our friends and family celebrating the arrival of a new year. Check out these exciting beer quotes, which will make you remember some of your happiest moments in life.

Every now and then, we should all have a little fun. Read these beer quotes that perfectly sum up for you who enjoy a good happy hour. Enjoy!

Funny Beer Quotes

Check out some of the best witty and funny beer quotes to make your day filled with laughter.

โ€œI think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably.โ€

AMANDA PEET

โ€œIโ€™m a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I donโ€™t get it. It smells like a girl who didnโ€™t shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.โ€

MADS MIKKELSEN

โ€œIt takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I canโ€™t remember if itโ€™s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.โ€œ

GEORGE BURNS

โ€œItโ€™s useless to hold a person to anything he says while heโ€™s in love, drunk, or running for office.โ€œ

SHIRLEY MACLAINE

โ€œEverybodyโ€™s got to believe in something. I believe Iโ€™ll have another beer.โ€

W.C. FIELDS
Funny Beer Quotes
โ€œNever get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think thereโ€™s someone right behind you.โ€œ

โ€œIf you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.โ€

JACK HANDEY

โ€œIt was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.โ€

W.C. FIELDS

โ€œOh, you hate your job? Why didnโ€™t you say so? Thereโ€™s a support group for that. Itโ€™s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.โ€

DREW CAREY

โ€œWomen should put a picture of their missing husbands on beer cans.โ€

STEVEN WRIGHT

โ€œIf youโ€™re thirsty, a drink will cure it, if youโ€™re not, a drink will prevent it. Prevention is better than a cure.โ€

MANDY NICHOLLS
Funny Beer Quotes
โ€œBring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.โ€

โ€œWhy did I get drunk? I do stupid things when Iโ€™m drunkโ€ฆ like sleep with my husband.โ€

JENNA HUNTERSON

โ€œA little bit of beer is divine medicine.โ€

PARASELSUS

โ€œIn wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.โ€

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Madison Beer Quotes

Madison Elle Beer is an American Singer and Copywriter. Check out some of the most inspirational and famous Madison beer quotes that will inspire you in life.

โ€œOf course I write from experience, but I also do write from things that have happened in the world.โ€

MADISON BEER

โ€œI hate nothing more than feeling rushed to write a song or feeling like I have to write a song.โ€

MADISON BEER
Madison Beer Quotes
โ€œTo my younger self, I would say not to be so hard on yourself. I think that you are your biggest critic.โ€

โ€œIt breaks my heart that some of my fans think that because they love me and they idolize me, they have to be just like me and dress like me and act like me.โ€

MADISON BEER

โ€œDo what you want to do, and donโ€™t feel pressure to do what other people want.โ€

MADISON BEER

โ€œSomething most people donโ€™t know about me is that Iโ€™m quite the loner, I would say. I donโ€™t really ever leave my house.โ€ย 

MADISON BEER

โ€œA lot of people are reallyย focusedย on me. I always say, โ€˜Why focus on someone more than yourself.โ€

MADISON BEER

โ€œOne thing I love about Lady Gagaย is I feel like her sound is always evolving and changing with her and her phases of life.โ€ย 

MADISON BEER
Madison Beer Quotes
โ€œIโ€™m not perfect. Iโ€™m not polished.โ€

โ€œAt the end of the day, if you feel like youโ€™re a good person, and your intentions are good, then thatโ€™s all that matters.โ€

MADISON BEER

Beer Quotes For Instagram

Check out some of the best beer quotes and captions that you can use on Instagram.

โ€œDrinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic.โ€ย 

ANONYMOUS

โ€œDrink triple, see double, act single.โ€

ANONYMOUS

โ€œStep aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol.โ€

ANONYMOUS

โ€œI wanna be drunk. And makeโ€ฆ you drunk. Because Iโ€™m intimidated by you. I need to feel free to say anything, and know that youโ€™ll forgive me.โ€

JUNE MILLER
Beer Quotes For Instagram
โ€œGive my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.โ€

โ€œNever chase anything but drinks and dreams.โ€ย 

ANONYMOUS

โ€œI have mixed drinks about feelings.โ€

ANONYMOUS

โ€œTwinkle, twinkle, little star, point me to the nearest bar.โ€

ANONYMOUS

โ€œTime flies when youโ€™re having rum.โ€

ANONYMOUS

โ€œTo beer, or not to beer, that is a silly question.โ€ย 

ANONYMOUS
Beer Quotes For Instagram
โ€œBeauty is in the eye of the beer holder.โ€

โ€œWhen thereโ€™s a beer, thereโ€™s a way.โ€

ANONYMOUS

Beer Love Quotes

Drinking beer symbolizes love, romance, and happiness in life. Check out some of the best Beer love quotes that will give you the feeling of love.

โ€œGive me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.โ€

WILHELM

โ€œIโ€™ve only been love with a beer bottle and a mirror.โ€

SID VICIOUS

โ€œAlcohol may be manโ€™s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.โ€

FRANK SINATRA

โ€œStay with the beer, beer is continuous blood and a continuous lover.โ€

CHARLES BUKOWSKI
Beer Love Quotes
โ€œBeer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.โ€

โ€œWhen I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.โ€

HENY YOUNGMAN

โ€œWhen will I learn? The answers to lifeโ€™s problems arenโ€™t at the bottom of a bottle. Theyโ€™re on TV.โ€

MATT GROENING

โ€œAlcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girlโ€™s clothes off.โ€

RAYMOND CHANDLER

Beer is, no doubt, one of the most beloved beverages in the world. Itโ€™s no wonder that beer can be the inspiration behind so many people. When you are having a hard day, drinking beer can feel like the best thing.ย However, you shouldnโ€™t drink more than two drinks per day, as per the research. According to the study, consuming two or more drinks daily makes you more likely to get heart disease and die early.

If you like our collection of Beer quotes perhaps you would also like 36 Classy Wine Quotes For Instagram & More.

Curated by: Piyush Kesarwani

Naveen Kumar is a writer and has a thing for collecting quotes and sharing them with people. Naveen is a space enthusiast. When he is not spreading good vibes or motivating people through quotes, you can find him sipping coffee while reading classic literature or on a long road drive.

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