30 Funny Adam Sandler Quotes From His Movies

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Adam Sandler is a well-known American actor and comedian who is recognized for playing immature but lovable characters. He took his first impromptu move toward becoming a stand-up comic at the age of 17 at a Boston comedy club, where he realized he had a natural sense of humour.
Sandler was โdiscoveredโ while working at a comedy club in Los Angeles and was recommended for Saturday Night Live (SNL), where he created several popular satirical comedic roles. He starred in major films such as 50 First Dates, Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, and Grown-Ups, among others, establishing himself as a star.
Sandler has also voiced several well-known cartoon characters and runs his own production company. Besides this, he is a family man and is very down-to-earth, with a close-knit circle of friends from the industry. So, here are some of the famous & funny Adam Sandler quotes that will give you an insight into his mind.
Adam Sandler Movie Quotes
Adam Sandler has played hilarious on-screen characters from the beginning of his Hollywood journey. Letโs take a look at these iconic quotes.
โSometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot so it kinda works out.โ
Adam Sandler
Source: Billy Madison
โGay guys know how to dance good. Itโs like the law or some s**t.โ
Adam Sandler
Source: I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
โIโd love to punch that guy in the face right now. But I canโt, you know, because Iโd get in trouble.โ
Adam Sandler
Source: Happy Gilmore
โStay here. Stay as long as you can. For the love of God! Cherish it!โ
Adam Sandler
Source: Billy Madison
โI got into this tournament for one reason:ย money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your a**!โ
Adam Sandler
Source: Happy Gilmore

Source: Bedtime Stories
โYouโd better not kill me, man, Iโve got s**t to do tomorrow!โ
Adam Sandler
Source: Bulletproof
โI canโt run a companyโฆ I canโt even run my own life!โ
Adam Sandler
Source: Mr. Deeds
โHavenโt you heard? Goofy is the new handsome.โ
Adam Sandler
Source: Bedtime Stories
โWorrying about your kids is sanity, and being that saneโฆ can drive you nuts.โ
Adam Sandler
Source: Spanglish
โWhat? I didnโt break it, I was just testing its durability, and then I placed it in the woods because itโs made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.โ
Adam Sandler
Source: Happy Gilmore

Source: Uncut Gems
โSome might call it luck. I like to call it.. well, luck, I guess. So what?โ
Adam Sandler
Source: Happy Gilmore
โYou donโt have to lie, just tell her to ignore when Iโm lying.โ
Adam Sandler
Source: Murder Mystery
Funny Adam Sandler Quotes
Besides playing funny on-screen characters, Adam Sandler himself has been gifted with an exceptional sense of humour. He is also very introspective about himself, his family and his friendships. So, here are some of his quotes that will make you laugh and also inspire you.
โThe idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it and I wake up thinking about.ย With the amount of money I have, itโs difficult raising children the way I was raised.โ
Adam Sandler
Source: Interview with Collider
โI shouldnโt be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.โ
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โI never know whatโs coming next. I definitely yell at people in my life going, โWhat the f**k am I doing next?!,โ a lot. But I donโt really ever know whatโs happening.โ
Adam Sandler
Source: Interview with Collider

Source: Interview with Collider
โMost of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.โ
Adam Sandler
โMy name is Adam Sandler. Iโm not particularly talented. Iโm not particularly good-looking. And yet Iโm a multi-millionaire.โ
Adam Sandler
โI think Iโm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I donโt feel grown up yet.โย
Adam Sandler
โWhen I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.โ
Adam Sandler
โI think the reason I donโt read is because, when Iโm reading, I feel like Iโm missing out on something else. You know, what are my friends doing? Whereโs my girlfriend?โ
Adam Sandler

Source: IGN Entertainment
โChemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.โ
Adam Sandler
โWell, I have a microphone and you donโt so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!โ
Adam Sandler
โโฆSome of their mothers yell at me, tell me I have corrupted their child, influenced them to pee on walls. So I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hugged me for.โ
Adam Sandler
Source: Interview with Collider
โIโve always just had troubles with my family because Iโm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.โ
Adam Sandler
โIโll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.โ
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And thatโs about it. These quotes are proof that not only is Adam Sandler a great actor, but a wonderful person as well. On that note, this is a reminder to re-watch some โtypical Adam Sandler comediesโ.
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