30 Funny Adam Sandler Quotes From His Movies

30 Funny Adam Sandler Quotes From His Movies

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Adam Sandler is a well-known American actor and comedian who is recognized for playing immature but lovable characters. He took his first impromptu move toward becoming a stand-up comic at the age of 17 at a Boston comedy club, where he realized he had a natural sense of humour.

Sandler was “discovered” while working at a comedy club in Los Angeles and was recommended for Saturday Night Live (SNL), where he created several popular satirical comedic roles. He starred in major films such as 50 First Dates, Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, and Grown-Ups, among others, establishing himself as a star.

Sandler has also voiced several well-known cartoon characters and runs his own production company. Besides this, he is a family man and is very down-to-earth, with a close-knit circle of friends from the industry. So, here are some of the famous & funny Adam Sandler quotes that will give you an insight into his mind.

Adam Sandler Movie Quotes

Adam Sandler has played hilarious on-screen characters from the beginning of his Hollywood journey. Let’s take a look at these iconic quotes.

“Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot so it kinda works out.”

Adam Sandler
Source: Billy Madison

“Gay guys know how to dance good. It’s like the law or some s**t.”

Adam Sandler
Source: I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

“I’d love to punch that guy in the face right now. But I can’t, you know, because I’d get in trouble.”

Adam Sandler
Source: Happy Gilmore

“Stay here. Stay as long as you can. For the love of God! Cherish it!”

Adam Sandler
Source: Billy Madison

“I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your a**!”

Adam Sandler
Source: Happy Gilmore
Adam Sandler Movie Quotes
“I don’t know anything about plants except that you make cakes out of them!”
Source: Bedtime Stories

“You’d better not kill me, man, I’ve got s**t to do tomorrow!”

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Source: Bulletproof

“I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!”

Adam Sandler
Source: Mr. Deeds

“Haven’t you heard? Goofy is the new handsome.”

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Source: Bedtime Stories

“Worrying about your kids is sanity, and being that sane… can drive you nuts.”

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Source: Spanglish

What? I didn’t break it, I was just testing its durability, and then I placed it in the woods because it’s made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.”

Adam Sandler
Source: Happy Gilmore
Adam Sandler Movie Quotes
“Everything I do, it’s not going right, and I don’t know what to do.”
Source: Uncut Gems

“Some might call it luck. I like to call it.. well, luck, I guess. So what?”

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Source: Happy Gilmore

“You don’t have to lie, just tell her to ignore when I’m lying.”

Adam Sandler
Source: Murder Mystery

Funny Adam Sandler Quotes

Besides playing funny on-screen characters, Adam Sandler himself has been gifted with an exceptional sense of humour. He is also very introspective about himself, his family and his friendships. So, here are some of his quotes that will make you laugh and also inspire you.

“The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it and I wake up thinking about. With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.”

Adam Sandler
Source: Interview with Collider

“I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.”

Adam Sandler

“I never know what’s coming next. I definitely yell at people in my life going, ‘What the f**k am I doing next?!,’ a lot. But I don’t really ever know what’s happening.”

Adam Sandler
Source: Interview with Collider
Funny Adam Sandler Quotes
“One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.”
Source: Interview with Collider

“Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.”

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“My name is Adam Sandler. I’m not particularly talented. I’m not particularly good-looking. And yet I’m a multi-millionaire.”

Adam Sandler

“I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.” 

Adam Sandler

“When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.”

Adam Sandler

“I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, what are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?”

Adam Sandler
Funny Adam Sandler Quotes
“I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only….Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.”
Source: IGN Entertainment

“Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.”

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“Well, I have a microphone and you don’t so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!”

Adam Sandler

“…Some of their mothers yell at me, tell me I have corrupted their child, influenced them to pee on walls. So I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hugged me for.”

Adam Sandler
Source: Interview with Collider

“I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.”

Adam Sandler

“I’ll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.”

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Funny Adam Sandler Quotes
“You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants.”

And that’s about it. These quotes are proof that not only is Adam Sandler a great actor, but a wonderful person as well. On that note, this is a reminder to re-watch some ‘typical Adam Sandler comedies’.

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