37 Calvin And Hobbes Quotes To Brighten Your Day

37 Calvin And Hobbes Quotes To Brighten Your Day

Last updated on January 8th, 2024 at 10:10 am

Calvin And Hobbes Painting” by “trpnblies7“, licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

The Comic strip, Calvin and Hobbes, was created by a well-known cartoonist Bill Watterson. Though the comic lasted from 1985 to 1995, it still touches people’s hearts today due to its life lessons. This comic strip expressed what is in a six-year old’s imaginary mind. Their hilarious lines and quotes will make you think about how important life is and everything you encounter in it. Check out some of the best Calvin and Hobbes quotes that will give you a profound understanding of Life.

The comic is about a six-year old boy named Calvin and his pet tiger friend Hobbes. The story talks about the bonds between the two of them. Throughout Calvin’s comic strip, Hobbes speaks about various truths, showing that children are often more knowledgeable than adults. Check out some of the best collections of Calvin and Hobbes Quotes which will change your perspectives about life.

The list below is the collection of the best and life-changing Calvin and Hobbes Quotes. Enjoy.

Calvin and Hobbes Life Lesson Quotes

Check out some of the best Calvin and Hobbes quotes, which provide some of life’s greatest lessons and wisdom.

“Hobbes: You’re going to juggle eggs?

Calvin: It’s a metaphor for life.”

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“If you care, you just get disappointed all the time. If you don’t care, nothing matters, so you’re never upset.”

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 “It’s funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.”

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“Hobbes: Is it a right to remain ignorant?

Calvin: I don’t know. But I refuse to find out!”

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“What on earth am I doing inside on this beautiful day?! This is the only life I’ve got to live!”

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Calvin and Hobbes Life Lesson Quotes
“Finding something important in life does not mean that you must give up everything else.”

“It’s not summer if your tongue isn’t purple.”

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“Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.”

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“We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take out time to enjoy where we are.”

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 “If you need to worship life – all life, every last crawling bit of it! We’re all in this beauty together.”

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Calvin and Hobbes Friendship Quotes

Calvin and Hobbes were best friends, and these famous quotes can illustrate their special bonds of friendship. Check out some of the best Calvin and Hobbes friendship quotes, which are the fan’s favorite.

Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”

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Calvin and Hobbes Friendship Quotes
“If your friends are contractual, you don’t have any.”

“Childhood is short, maturity is forever.”

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“A toast to us!”

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I forgot to get you a present.

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 You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don’t help.

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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. They listen to your problems. They comfort you when you are sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.”

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Calvin and Hobbes Friendship Quotes
“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.”

Calvin and Hobbes Love Quotes

Check out some of the best Calvin and Hobbes love quotes that will fill your day with happiness and love.

“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.”

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“I wish people were more like animals. Animals don’t try to change you or make you fit in. They just enjoy the pleasure of your company.”

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Calvin and Hobbes Funny Quotes

Check out some of the best witty Calvin and Hobbes funny quotes to fill your day with laughter.

Moms and reasons are like oil and water.”

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“Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.”

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 “That’s one of the remarkable things about life,

It’s never so bad that It can’t get worse”

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Calvin and Hobbes Funny Quotes
“Reality continues to ruin my life.”

“Hobbes: “It says here that by the age of six, most children have seen a million murders on television.”

Calvin: “I find that very disturbing! It means I’ve been watching all the wrong channels.””

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“So, your teacher didn’t know you’d ripped your pants, and she made you do a problem at the chalkboard?”

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“Oh yeah? What do you want to be when you grow up? Every job requires some math.”

CALVIN’S DAD

Calvin and Hobbes Wisdom Quotes

Check out some of the best Calvin and Hobbes wisdom quotes, which will give you the profound knowledge of living a happy and wisdom full life.

“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”

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“The problem about the future is that it keeps turning into the present.”

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Calvin and Hobbes Wisdom Quotes
“I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”

“You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.”

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“I’m a simple man with complex tastes.”

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“We seem to understand the value of oil, timber, minerals, and housing, but not the value of unspoiled beauty, wildlife, solitude, and spiritual renewal.”

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“I wondered, is it better to do the right thing and fail or is it better to do the wrong thing and succeed.”

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“They say winning isn’t everything, and I’ve decided to take their word for it.”

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Calvin and Hobbes Wisdom Quotes
“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”

” Calvin: “I’m a genius, but I’m a misunderstood genius.”

Hobbes: “What’s misunderstood about you?”

Calvin: “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.” “

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The story summons a lot that we can relate to in our daily lives. These lessons aren’t only related to young people but adults too. The adventures of the two main characters represent valuable knowledge to many young readers and adults. The story is still relatable to teens and adults because it embodies our real-life struggles. We hope that the above quotes have taught you about the wonders of life and imagination.

Which of these Calvin and Hobbes quotes are your top picks? We’d very much want to hear from you.

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Curated by: Piyush Kesarwani

Nitesh Kuchhal, an IIM Calcutta graduate, is more than an educator—he's a mentor. With a passion for leadership and entrepreneurship, and travel. He has explored over 20 countries. Beyond teaching, he dives into psychology and discusses social issues. Though he is not a history expert, he enjoys learning about it through books, adding a historical touch to his many interests.

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