40 BoJack Horseman Quotes About Love & More

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BoJack Horseman is Netflixโs first animated comedy series and is one of the most popular shows. Raphael Bob-Waksberg originally created the show. It features the voice talents of Will Arnett, Amy Sedaris, Alison Brie, Paul F Tompkins, and Aaron Paul. If you like animated series with good content, then this is the one you should watch.
BoJack represented an alcoholic anthropomorphic horse who suffered from depression and self-destructive behavior. This show has many amazing lines that make its fans laugh, cry and enjoy the show out of love. Check out some of the best BoJack Horseman quotes thatโll make you remember the showโs legacy even today.
Keep reading through these BoJack Horseman quotes for a good laugh, fun and excitement. Enjoy!
BoJack Horseman Sad Quotes
In the story, BoJack Horseman was sad and depressed in life. Check out some of the best quotes from the story, which shows his depression and sadness.
โI canโt say no to people because I want everyone to like me.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โI need to go take a shower so I canโt tell if Iโm crying or not.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โYou know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now itโs all gone. And Iโll never get it back in me.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โIโve had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another, rocker bottom underneath.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โIโm responsible for my own happiness? I canโt even be responsible for my own breakfast!โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN

โSettle. Because otherwise youโre just gonna get older and harder, and more alone.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โYouโre gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career but the hole doesnโt get filled. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โHeโs so stupid he doesnโt realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โI donโt understand how peopleโฆ live. Itโs amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: โYeah, another day, letโs do it.โ How do people do it? I donโt know how.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โThere is no other side.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN

โYeah, I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self-control and I hate myself.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โThat voice, the one that tells you youโre worthless and stupid and ugly?โฆ It goes away, right?โ
HOLLYHOCK
โThe universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isnโt the search for meaning; itโs just to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, youโll be dead.โ
MR. PEANUTBUTTER
โI donโt know what to tell you. Iโm happy for the first time in my life and Iโm not gonna feel bad about it.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โIt takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesnโt have to be that way. Only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy.โ
FUZZY WHISKERS
Funny BoJack Horseman Quotes
Check out some of the wittiest and funny BoJack Horseman quotes from the series.

โI told you, I donโt know where it is. Donโt put things in my butt if you want them back.โ
MR. PEANUTBUTTER
โOw, crap. I hate this. Running is terrible. Everything is the worst.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โCrack an egg on your head. Let the yolk drip down.โ
MR. PEANUTBUTTER
โYour girlfriend has a stripper name.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โThat woman can knock a drink back like a Kennedy at a wake for another Kennedy, but Iโll be damned if she doesnโt get shit done!โ
PRINCESS CAROLYN

โYouโve got a nice set of pipes. Youโre like a Josh Groban who doesnโt also think heโs funny.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โI drove, but I moved my arm a bunch so the Fitbit counted the miles.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โI want to do things with you. Fully clothed, sober, in daylight hours.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โAlso, are you wearing comfortable shoes? Because I feel like that was a long road to walk to get to that punchline.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โI told you, thatโs not what was happening that time! I was masturbating to what the picture represented! And you came in at the worst possible time!โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN

BoJack Horseman Quotes About Love
The show has some of the best quotes about love. Check some of the loveliest Bojack horseman love quotes below.
โItโs so cruel to let people love you.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โWhat more do you want?! What else could the Universe possibly owe you?โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โEveryone loves you, but no one likes you.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โSame thing that always happens. You didnโt know me and then you fell in love with me. And now you know me.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โEverybody deserves to be loved.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN

โClosure is made up by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets. It, like true love and the Munich Olympics, doesnโt exist in the real world. The only thing to do now is just to keep living forward.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โAll I learned about being good, I learned from TV. And in TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising grand gestures. And I think that part of me still believes thatโs what love is.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โI spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobodyโs gonna love that guy.โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
โAll I ever wanted was to be your friendโฆ and you treat me like a big joke. You think I donโt notice? Why donโt you love me?โ
BOJACK HORSEMAN
BoJack Horseman was one of the most beloved animated cartoon series. The moral of the story is that we should stop looking at ourselves as victims of our actions. Instead, we should take responsibility for our lives and move forward to become the person we desperately want to be.
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