40 BoJack Horseman Quotes About Love & More

40 BoJack Horseman Quotes About Love & More

Last updated on January 5th, 2024 at 12:05 pm

โ€œBoJack Horsemanโ€ by โ€œFestival Annecyโ€œ, licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

BoJack Horseman is Netflixโ€™s first animated comedy series and is one of the most popular shows. Raphael Bob-Waksberg originally created the show. It features the voice talents of Will Arnett, Amy Sedaris, Alison Brie, Paul F Tompkins, and Aaron Paul. If you like animated series with good content, then this is the one you should watch.

BoJack represented an alcoholic anthropomorphic horse who suffered from depression and self-destructive behavior. This show has many amazing lines that make its fans laugh, cry and enjoy the show out of love. Check out some of the best BoJack Horseman quotes thatโ€™ll make you remember the showโ€™s legacy even today.

Keep reading through these BoJack Horseman quotes for a good laugh, fun and excitement. Enjoy!

BoJack Horseman Sad Quotes

In the story, BoJack Horseman was sad and depressed in life. Check out some of the best quotes from the story, which shows his depression and sadness.

โ€œI canโ€™t say no to people because I want everyone to like me.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œI need to go take a shower so I canโ€™t tell if Iโ€™m crying or not.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œYou know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now itโ€™s all gone. And Iโ€™ll never get it back in me.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œIโ€™ve had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another, rocker bottom underneath.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œIโ€™m responsible for my own happiness? I canโ€™t even be responsible for my own breakfast!โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN
BoJack Horseman Sad Quotes
โ€œIt gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every dayโ€”thatโ€™s the hard part. But it does get easier.โ€

โ€œSettle. Because otherwise youโ€™re just gonna get older and harder, and more alone.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œYouโ€™re gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career but the hole doesnโ€™t get filled. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œHeโ€™s so stupid he doesnโ€™t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œI donโ€™t understand how peopleโ€ฆ live. Itโ€™s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: โ€˜Yeah, another day, letโ€™s do it.โ€™ How do people do it? I donโ€™t know how.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œThere is no other side.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN
BoJack Horseman Sad Quotes
โ€œI want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I donโ€™t know-how. I donโ€™t know if I can.โ€

โ€œYeah, I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self-control and I hate myself.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œThat voice, the one that tells you youโ€™re worthless and stupid and ugly?โ€ฆ It goes away, right?โ€

HOLLYHOCK

โ€œThe universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isnโ€™t the search for meaning; itโ€™s just to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, youโ€™ll be dead.โ€

MR. PEANUTBUTTER

โ€œI donโ€™t know what to tell you. Iโ€™m happy for the first time in my life and Iโ€™m not gonna feel bad about it.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œIt takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesnโ€™t have to be that way. Only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy.โ€

FUZZY WHISKERS

Funny BoJack Horseman Quotes

Check out some of the wittiest and funny BoJack Horseman quotes from the series.

Funny BoJack Horseman Quotes
โ€œBeer before liquor, donโ€™t do heroin.โ€

โ€œI told you, I donโ€™t know where it is. Donโ€™t put things in my butt if you want them back.โ€

MR. PEANUTBUTTER

โ€œOw, crap. I hate this. Running is terrible. Everything is the worst.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œCrack an egg on your head. Let the yolk drip down.โ€

MR. PEANUTBUTTER

โ€œYour girlfriend has a stripper name.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œThat woman can knock a drink back like a Kennedy at a wake for another Kennedy, but Iโ€™ll be damned if she doesnโ€™t get shit done!โ€

PRINCESS CAROLYN
Funny BoJack Horseman Quotes
โ€œTodd, your good-hearted naivety has once again conspired with outrageous happenstance to completely dick me over!โ€

โ€œYouโ€™ve got a nice set of pipes. Youโ€™re like a Josh Groban who doesnโ€™t also think heโ€™s funny.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œI drove, but I moved my arm a bunch so the Fitbit counted the miles.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œI want to do things with you. Fully clothed, sober, in daylight hours.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œAlso, are you wearing comfortable shoes? Because I feel like that was a long road to walk to get to that punchline.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œI told you, thatโ€™s not what was happening that time! I was masturbating to what the picture represented! And you came in at the worst possible time!โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN
Funny BoJack Horseman Quotes
โ€œIโ€™m sorry I accused you of murder, American TV legend Henry Winkler.โ€

BoJack Horseman Quotes About Love

The show has some of the best quotes about love. Check some of the loveliest Bojack horseman love quotes below.

โ€œItโ€™s so cruel to let people love you.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œWhat more do you want?! What else could the Universe possibly owe you?โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œEveryone loves you, but no one likes you.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œSame thing that always happens. You didnโ€™t know me and then you fell in love with me. And now you know me.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œEverybody deserves to be loved.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN
BoJack Horseman Quotes About Love
โ€œDo you ever get the feeling that to know you more, is to love you less?โ€

โ€œClosure is made up by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets. It, like true love and the Munich Olympics, doesnโ€™t exist in the real world. The only thing to do now is just to keep living forward.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œAll I learned about being good, I learned from TV. And in TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising grand gestures. And I think that part of me still believes thatโ€™s what love is.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œI spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobodyโ€™s gonna love that guy.โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

โ€œAll I ever wanted was to be your friendโ€ฆ and you treat me like a big joke. You think I donโ€™t notice? Why donโ€™t you love me?โ€

BOJACK HORSEMAN

BoJack Horseman was one of the most beloved animated cartoon series. The moral of the story is that we should stop looking at ourselves as victims of our actions. Instead, we should take responsibility for our lives and move forward to become the person we desperately want to be.

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