40 BoJack Horseman Quotes About Love & More
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BoJack Horseman is Netflix’s first animated comedy series and is one of the most popular shows. Raphael Bob-Waksberg originally created the show. It features the voice talents of Will Arnett, Amy Sedaris, Alison Brie, Paul F Tompkins, and Aaron Paul. If you like animated series with good content, then this is the one you should watch.
BoJack represented an alcoholic anthropomorphic horse who suffered from depression and self-destructive behavior. This show has many amazing lines that make its fans laugh, cry and enjoy the show out of love. Check out some of the best BoJack Horseman quotes that’ll make you remember the show’s legacy even today.
Keep reading through these BoJack Horseman quotes for a good laugh, fun and excitement. Enjoy!
BoJack Horseman Sad Quotes
In the story, BoJack Horseman was sad and depressed in life. Check out some of the best quotes from the story, which shows his depression and sadness.
“I can’t say no to people because I want everyone to like me.”
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“I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.”
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“You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone. And I’ll never get it back in me.”
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“I’ve had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another, rocker bottom underneath.”
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“I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!”
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“Settle. Because otherwise you’re just gonna get older and harder, and more alone.”
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“You’re gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career but the hole doesn’t get filled. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.”
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“He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.”
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“I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.”
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“There is no other side.”
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“Yeah, I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self-control and I hate myself.”
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“That voice, the one that tells you you’re worthless and stupid and ugly?… It goes away, right?”
HOLLYHOCK
“The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t the search for meaning; it’s just to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead.”
MR. PEANUTBUTTER
“I don’t know what to tell you. I’m happy for the first time in my life and I’m not gonna feel bad about it.”
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“It takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesn’t have to be that way. Only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy.”
FUZZY WHISKERS
Funny BoJack Horseman Quotes
Check out some of the wittiest and funny BoJack Horseman quotes from the series.
“I told you, I don’t know where it is. Don’t put things in my butt if you want them back.”
MR. PEANUTBUTTER
“Ow, crap. I hate this. Running is terrible. Everything is the worst.”
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“Crack an egg on your head. Let the yolk drip down.”
MR. PEANUTBUTTER
“Your girlfriend has a stripper name.”
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“That woman can knock a drink back like a Kennedy at a wake for another Kennedy, but I’ll be damned if she doesn’t get shit done!”
PRINCESS CAROLYN
“You’ve got a nice set of pipes. You’re like a Josh Groban who doesn’t also think he’s funny.”
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“I drove, but I moved my arm a bunch so the Fitbit counted the miles.”
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“I want to do things with you. Fully clothed, sober, in daylight hours.”
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“Also, are you wearing comfortable shoes? Because I feel like that was a long road to walk to get to that punchline.”
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“I told you, that’s not what was happening that time! I was masturbating to what the picture represented! And you came in at the worst possible time!”
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BoJack Horseman Quotes About Love
The show has some of the best quotes about love. Check some of the loveliest Bojack horseman love quotes below.
“It’s so cruel to let people love you.”
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“What more do you want?! What else could the Universe possibly owe you?”
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“Everyone loves you, but no one likes you.”
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“Same thing that always happens. You didn’t know me and then you fell in love with me. And now you know me.”
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“Everybody deserves to be loved.”
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“Closure is made up by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets. It, like true love and the Munich Olympics, doesn’t exist in the real world. The only thing to do now is just to keep living forward.”
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“All I learned about being good, I learned from TV. And in TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising grand gestures. And I think that part of me still believes that’s what love is.”
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“I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody’s gonna love that guy.”
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“All I ever wanted was to be your friend… and you treat me like a big joke. You think I don’t notice? Why don’t you love me?”
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BoJack Horseman was one of the most beloved animated cartoon series. The moral of the story is that we should stop looking at ourselves as victims of our actions. Instead, we should take responsibility for our lives and move forward to become the person we desperately want to be.
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