30 Funny Beetlejuice Quotes From The Movie

30 Funny Beetlejuice Quotes From The Movie

Last updated on January 5th, 2024 at 12:07 pm

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Beetlejuice is the ghost’s name in the cult classic horror movie with the same name directed by Tim Burton. This classic starred Micheal Keaton, who portrayed the memorable lead role of the ghost. This movie also starred Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis and many more great actors. Check out these amazing Beetlejuice quotes that are frightening, hilarious, and phenomenal at the same time.

Beetlejuice’s story revolves around the death of Adam and Barbara in a car accident. The couple’s spirits returned to their solitary farmhouse to live there for the rest of their lives. They ask Betelgeuse for help in scaring away the people from their house who come to live there. These Beetlejuice quotes are funny and filled with amazing dialogues, making this movie a must-watch.

Check out your favourite and amazing Beetlejuice quotes from this iconic movie. “It’s Showtime!”

Funny Beetlejuice Quotes

The movie is filled with dark humour and witty quotes & dialogues. Check out some of the best Beetlejuice funny quotes from the film that are made for special fans like you.

“I’ll eat anything you want me to eat. I’ll swallow anything you want me to swallow. But, come on down and I’ll…chew on a dog! Arroooo!”

BEETLEJUICE

“I’ve seen ‘The Exorcist’ about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!”

BEETLEJUICE

“I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a little action.”

BEETLEJUICE

“I’m the ghost with the most babe.”

BEETLEJUICE

“Don’t mind her. She’s still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.”

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Funny Beetlejuice Quotes
“Not so fast, round boy. We’re gonna have some laughs.”

“You know, if I had seen a ghost at your age I would have been scared out of my wits.”

BARBARA MAITLAND

“Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.”

BEETLEJUICE

Lydia Beetlejuice Quotes

In the movie, Lydia Deetz serves as the voice of reason to Beetlejuice, who adores her. Check out the best quotes of Lydia Deetz from the movie.

“My whole life is a dark room. One big, dark room.”

LYDIA DEETZ

“I myself am strange and unusual.”

LYDIA DEETZ

“I wanna be dead too.”

LYDIA DEETZ
Lydia Beetlejuice Quotes
“I am alone. I am *utterly* alone.”

“Maybe you can relax in a haunted house, but I can’t.”

LYDIA DEETZ

“I’m not scared of sheets.”

LYDIA DEETZ

“Are you gross under there? Are you Night of the Living Dead under there? Like all bloody veins and pus?”

LYDIA DEETZ

“Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice….Beetlejuice!”

LYDIA DEETZ

“They wanted me to dissect a frog, I told them it was against my religion.”

LYDIA DEETZ
Lydia Beetlejuice Quotes
“Well, I’ve read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says, ‘live people ignore the strange and unusual.”

“God, you guys are really dead.”

LYDIA DEETZ

“You can’t scare her, she’s sleeping with Prince Valium tonight.”

LYDIA DEETZ

“I saw some ghosts.”

LYDIA DEETZ

“I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that’s in this food.”

LYDIA DEETZ

“I think the reason is that they were trying to scare you away, and you didn’t get scared.”

LYDIA DEETZ
Lydia Beetlejuice Quotes
“He told me that if I could let him out, he would take me to the other side to find you.”

Miss Argentina Beetlejuice Quotes

Miss Argentina was represented as the receptionist in the movie. Below are some of the best Miss Argentina quotes from the movie, which are fans’ favourite.

“You don’t have an appointment, do you?”

MISS ARGENTINA

“Ha! Already? Just bit the big one two months ago and you want help.”

MISS ARGENTINA

“You probably haven’t read through the manual completely yet. You’ll have to wait if you don’t have an appointment.”

MISS ARGENTINA

“Juno is your caseworker.”

MISS ARGENTINA

“This is what happens when you die.That is what happens when he dies. And that is what happens when they die.”

MISS ARGENTINA
Miss Argentina Beetlejuice Quotes
“It’s all very personal. And I’ll tell you something—if I knew then what I know now, I wouldn’t have had my little accident.”

Beetlejuice is a type of movie which never gets old with time. It’s the one movie that you can watch again and again with your family every Halloween. The theme of this movie is that death is not the end for us; there’s an afterlife too. It’s the one movie that remains inside the hearts of millions of people.

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Naveen Kumar is a writer and has a thing for collecting quotes and sharing them with people. Naveen is a space enthusiast. When he is not spreading good vibes or motivating people through quotes, you can find him sipping coffee while reading classic literature or on a long road drive.

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