25 Funny Austin Powers Quotes From The Movie
Last updated on January 5th, 2024 at 12:11 pm
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‘Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery’, ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’, and ‘Austin Powers in Goldmember’ are three American spy action comedy films. Mike Myers, who played the leading role and the role of Dr Evil, also produced and wrote the movies.
Austin Powers is a crime-fighting & woman-loving hero who makes us all chuckle. He is unquestionably one of the world’s most popular characters. In the 1960s and 1970s, Austin Powers was a fictional character based on James Bond. Throughout the three films, Powers and his arch-nemesis Dr Evil (both played by Myers) offer the best one-liners and witty retorts.
The Austin Powers films are still considered pop-cultural classics regardless of how much time has passed. There are so many dialogues from the movies that people still quote today. They’re the types of lines that become instantly identifiable as soon as they’re spoken.
Browse through this list of Austin Powers quotes and have a good laugh.
Funny Austin Powers Quotes
There are so many amazing Austin Powers quotes that it’s difficult to choose just a few. Here we have created a list of funny ones.
“Well, you might be a cunning linguist, but I’m a Master Debater.”
AUSTIN POWERS
“Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!”
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“Pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, but now it’s gone back down below.”
AUSTIN POWERS
“That really hurt! I’m gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!”
AUSTIN POWERS
“Neither I kiss nor I tell.”
AUSTIN POWERS
“Mole. Bloody mole. We aren’t supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.”
AUSTIN POWERS
Austin Powers Goldmember Quotes
‘Austin Powers in Goldmember’ is the third movie in the Austin Powers series. Here are some Austin Powers quotes inspired from this 2002 released movie.
“Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?”
DR. EVIL
“There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.”
NIGEL POWERS
“This diaper’s making my nuts rub together. It’s gonna start a fire.”
AUSTIN POWERS
“You know, Dr. Evil, I used to think you were crazy. But now I can see you’re nuts.”
AUSTIN POWERS
“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It’s long, hard and full of seamen!”
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“I love gold! The look of it! The smell of it! The taste of it! The texture! I love gold so much that I lost my genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident. Hence the name… Goldmember.”
AUSTIN POWERS
“Well, I can’t believe Sir Steven Spielberg, the grooviest film maker in the history of cinema, is making a movie about my life. Very Shagadelic, baby, yeah.”
AUSTIN POWERS
Famous Austin Powers Quotes
This comic spy movie series is loved by all. Here are some famous Austin Powers quotes to take you down memory lane.
“So, shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?”
AUSTIN POWERS
“Well, I “vana” toilet made out of solid gold, but it’s just not in the cards now is it?”
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“I open-mouth kissed a horse once.”
AUSTIN POWERS
“Powers by name, powers by reputation.”
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“I don’t kiss and tell. I shag and brag, baby!”
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“No, this is me in a nutshell: Help! I’m in a nutshell!”
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“Personally, before I’m on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a ‘How’s-Your-Father.’”
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“Well, you make me many things but sleepy’s not one of them.”
AUSTIN POWERS
Austin Powers is a fascinating guy. And the ensemble of characters with whom he interacts keeps you laughing throughout the film. These films are for when you don’t want to take yourself or anything else too seriously and just want to laugh and grin. We all need to laugh more, and these films will make you chuckle from beginning to end.
We hope you have enjoyed these Austin Powers quotes. Let us know your favourite one.
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Naveen Kumar
Naveen Kumar is a writer and has a thing for collecting quotes and sharing them with people. Naveen is a space enthusiast. When he is not spreading good vibes or motivating people through quotes, you can find him sipping coffee while reading classic literature or on a long road drive.
