25 Famous And Funny Andy Bernard Quotes From The Office
Last updated on January 4th, 2024 at 10:20 am
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Edward Parker Helms (born 24 January 1974 in Atlanta, Georgia, United States) is an American actor, comedian, singer, and musician. He played the role of a paper salesman as Andy Bernard, a fictional character on NBC’s sitcom, The Office. He is known to give unique and weird surnames to his colleagues like “big tuna” or “the nard dog”. Andy always has something to say about every situation, whether it’s a wedding, love or life in general. He came across as the most obnoxious character.
Here are some famous, rare & funny Andy Bernard quotes. You’ll laugh and you’ll cry, but you’ll definitely be entertained.
Andy Bernard Quotes
“A word of advice, speaking as a former baby. Don’t get too hung up on baby names.“
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 6
“Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them because they are unfair.”
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 5
“I get super flexible when I’m nervous.”
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 7
“You are a critical part of this seminar. You’re the charming warm-up guy. If the seminar was a meal, you’d be the amuse-bouche.“
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 7
“You should be an English professor at Cor-not University.”
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 3
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 3
“I’ve been trying to act and manage this branch. Half the time I don’t know if I’m wearing my stage makeup or my work makeup.“
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 9
“If you donated my computer to Africa, it would become famous as the slowest computer in Africa.“
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 7
“Oh, speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future, and I went to your funeral and guess what? Nobody came.”
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 3
“Women cannot resist a man singing show tunes. It’s so powerful, even a lot of men can’t resist a man singing show tunes.”
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 7
“In high school, I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway got a 1220.”
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 6
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 5
“Erin and I have our first date tonight. And it has to be perfect. Why? Because according to ‘How I Met Your Mother’, that’s the date that your kids are going to wait patiently to hear about and you’d better have a good story to tell them.”
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 6
“Every little boy fantasizes about his fairy-tale wedding.”
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 5
“I don’t have kids or anything, but if my grandmother ever dies I’m going to kill myself.”
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 7
“Hey Andy, you’re making the worst mistake of your life. You’re not talented. Well…right back at ya Darryl.”
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 9
“The male is a funny species. We don’t just tell each other how we feel.”
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 9
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 3
“I went to Cornell. You ever heard of it?”
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 3
“Steer clear, Big Tuna. Head for open waters.”
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 3
“Good luck over there, Tuna. Cross me, and I will destroy you.”
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 3
“I’ll be the number two guy here in Scranton in six weeks. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake.”
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 3
“The weird thing is now I’m exactly where I want to be. I’ve got my dream job at Cornell, and I’m still just thinking about my old pals.”
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 9
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 9
“There are two things I am passionate about: recycling and revenge.”
ANDY BERNARD
SOURCE: THE OFFICE,’ SEASON 9
Andy Bernard began the series as an abrasive character, but his character development throughout the show led him to become a fan favourite. In the final season, Andy reverted back to the worst tendencies of his early seasons and was seen treating his co-workers poorly, leading some to wonder if the show’s writers didn’t know what to do with him.
Besides all this, everyone stills love Andy Bernard character. And we hope you enjoyed reading these Andy Bernard quotes!
You can also check out these 50 Most Hilarious Michael Scott Quotes from The Office!
Naveen Kumar
Naveen Kumar is a writer and has a thing for collecting quotes and sharing them with people. Naveen is a space enthusiast. When he is not spreading good vibes or motivating people through quotes, you can find him sipping coffee while reading classic literature or on a long road drive.
