50 Of The Best Quotes About Turning 50
Turning fifty is a significant milestone in life. For some, it is a time to reflect on the past and set goals for the future. For others, it is a time to celebrate the many accomplishments of the past fifty years. No matter how you view turning fifty, many quotes can help you express your feelings. Here are fifty of the best quotes about turning fifty.
Funny Quotes For Turning Fifty
Fifty is a significant milestone. It’s a time to reflect on the past and look forward to the future. And what better way to do that than with a bit of funny? Here are some funny quotes about turning fifty that will make you laugh and help you feel better about getting older.
“Congratulations on turning 50. You’re almost a grown up!”
ANONYMOUS
“You’re finally old enough to use the F-word, so shout it from the roof top: I’m fifty!”
ANONYMOUS
“Congratulations on turning 50. If your goal was to reach your heart attack-prone years, you’ve made it!”
ANONYMOUS
“50 may be the new 40, but it sure feels like the old 60 after a few hours shopping with the wife.”
ANONYMOUS
“Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.”
PHYLLIS DILLER
“When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. Well, I’m fifty. I haven’t seen anything.”
ERIC SATIE
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
LUCILLE BALL
“When you’re 50, don’t worry about turning gray. Just be glad you have hair.”
MELANIE WHITE
“You know you’re 50 when the only silver lining you can see is on your head.”
MELANIE WHITE
“After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can’t fool him by saying he’s pretty.”
E.W. HOUSE
“It took me 50 years to look this good”
ANONYMOUS
“You know you’re 50 when your back is hairier than your head”
ANONYMOUS
“Age 50: When your joints start reminding you how old you are, but your brain doesn’t want to believe it.”
ANONYMOUS
“Turning 50 is terrific… if you’re a bottle of Scotch. If you’re a guy with an expanding waistline and receding hairline, not so much.”
ANONYMOUS
“If you take all of the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn’t be enough left to run it.”
HENRY FORD
Inspirational Quotes For Turning Fifty
It is often said that life begins at fifty. This may be true for some, but fifty marks a time of reflection and contemplation for others. For those who view fifty as a time to take stock of their life, these inspirational quotes may provide some food for thought.
“I’m not 50, I’m 18 with 32 years experience.”
ANONYMOUS
“In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”
ANONYMOUS
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
MARK TWAIN
“There are plenty of good things about being 50. Just ask any 80 year old.”
ANONYMOUS
“Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.”
CARL SANDBURG
Birthday Quotes For Those Turning 50
“You’re only as old as you feel.” This is a famous saying for a reason. Just because you’re turning 50 doesn’t mean you can’t still feel young at heart. Here are some birthday quotes for those who are turning 50 and still feel young.
“If getting older means getting better…you’re approaching perfection!”
ANONYMOUS
“I would joke about you getting old, but I’m afraid you’ll laugh your teeth out. Happy 50th!”
ANONYMOUS
“The importance of your elder years can never be downplayed. Your 50th birthday signifies strength and knowledge.”
ANONYMOUS
“You know you’re 50 when you have a party and the neighbours don’t even realise”
ANONYMOUS
“You have always been my support and lifeline. It is you who is behind my success and happiness. Thanks for making my life better. Happy 50, Mother.”
ANONYMOUS
“Happy 50th birthday to the best Dad in the universe. You have been kind-hearted and generous to me all my life. I wish you the best health forever. Love you.”
ANONYMOUS
Quotes About The Golden Years
The golden years are when we can enjoy the fruits of our labor. We can finally relax and enjoy the company of family and friends. We can travel and explore new places. We can also take advantage of opportunities to learn new things and expand our horizons. The golden years are a time to savor life and all it offers. Also Read: 30 Special and Funny Aunt Quotes to make her feel happy
“I can handle the wrinkles, because every day that I wake up healthy is a gift.”
KATIE COURIC
“Miracles can happen at any stage. Life made you cross 50, what more can you expect.”
ANONYMOUS
“I think 50 is a unique age. You can remember your childhood but cannot remember where you have kept your keys. Happy forgetful birthday.”
ANONYMOUS
More Quotes About Turning 50
It’s hard to believe that another year has passed, and you’re officially in your 50s. But don’t worry; it’s not all downhill from here. There are many things to look forward to in your 50s and beyond. Here are just a few quotes to remind you that life is still good at 50 (and beyond).
“You realize with some irritation that your parents were right about nearly everything.”
MUHAMMAD ALI
“There’s nothing stressful about turning 50 except people reminding you about it.”
SHON MEHTA
“There was never a golden age. Golden age for the rich and privileged is always hell for the poor and unprivileged.”
ANONYMOUS
“You know you’re 50 when someone offers you a seat on the bus. And you don’t refuse.”
ALAN BLEASDALE
“I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.”
MARK TWAIN
“When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.”
ANONYMOUS
“A man has reached middle age when he’s warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police”
HENRY YOUNGMAN
“Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.”
OGDEN NASH
“If you haven’t grown up by age 50 then you don’t have to.”
ANONYMOUS
“Time to keep calm. You are just halfway to 100.”
ANONYMOUS
“All the crap they tell you about… getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years – it’s all tripe.”
WOODY ALLEN
“Relax, you’re only 50. You’ve got 10 more years before it’s time to hit the panic button!”
ANONYMOUS
“The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.”
T S ELIOT
“The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned.”
CINDY CRAWFORD
“A Man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.”
MUHAMMAD ALI
“Being fifty takes stamina and endurance that even youth doesn’t offer.”
ANONYMOUS
Finally, turning fifty is a time to reflect on all that we have accomplished and to look forward to all that is yet to come. It is a time to be grateful for our health, our loved ones, and our many blessings. It is a time to celebrate life and cherish each and every moment. If you like these quotes you must also like: 45 Great Grandma Quotes To Make You Nostalgic.
